Saturday, October 8, 2016

START ME UP! Dirty Theresa May

What, she DIDN'T KNOW what she was doing?

Do you believe that? A Prime Minister, a President, a Secretary of State or a Senator? Women in power surely know it all. They have stats at their fingertips and sit their twats on reams and reams of documents full of facts.

Why, here's Theresa May's photo on one of the swinger websites!

I keed, I keed.

We all LOVE it when politicians do something stupid. Like...NOT listen to rock song lyrics?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I never paid attention to the lyrics to a piece of shit like 'Start Me Up.'

First off, Mick is rarely that coherent anyway. I heard him sing a new song on TV once, and I thought he was bleating, "I Ain't Dead." It was "ANGIE."

Most of his blooooze is just an excuse to prance around and pout.

I've been accused many times of taking rock music too seriously, and complaining about throw-away lines and bad rhymes and faulty imagery. In fact, for even bothering to look at a lyric sheet at all.

So at some point he steals an old Nigga blues line? "I got sumptin' between mah legs'll make a dead man come..." was the original. So what.

Surely Dirty Maggie May knew that "Start Me Up" was suggestive. The bitch IS sitting on the Entire British Empire. The seat of power has the scent of PUSSY on it. Why shouldn't she smirk and sashay to a line that EVERYONE remembers from the song: "You make a grown man cry."

She sure does, for a variety of reasons.

Anyone remember when Tony Blair and The Kinks were popular? Wherever he went you'd hear "He's evil...he's evil, he's evil he's evil..."

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