"You're in my heart, you're in Kate's hole..."

Yeah, what CAN you say? 

It's too easy. Too pathetic.  

The UK was once a great nation, and it had class and dignity. Now, any asshole can become a knight.  

What do you suppose Baldy had to say to this smirking clown who has been doing almost nothing but singing THE AMERICAN SONGBOOK for the past ten years? "Gosh Rod, how DO you manage having such an unnaturally colored and full head of hair?"