Bored people are thrilled by the first shot fired by David Crosby. You remember him. The guy who made a lot of extremely boring solo albums. Sort of Art Garfunkel on very watered down acid.
Having alienated his moody pal Neil Young, and no longer artificially inseminating dykes, and having no other way to call attention to himself, Davey-Boy is now a "senile-terrible" (variation on enfant terrible).
Oh, what a provocateur. Sort of Piers Morgan in a soup-straining mustache and cotton-floss wig.
It beats hearing about Hillary and Donald, huh? And aren't we waiting for Kanye to fire back? Oooh! Kanye can say "I am more famous than David Crosby!" And "I got me a fat-assed dumb white bitch breedin' babies for me."
But can he say he really can sing like Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles? Or that he's written anything that won't be anything but trivia quiz fodder, like the collected works of M.C. Hammer?
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