If You can't Blame it on Jews, Blame it on Brexit

What? Tesco isn't selling MARMITE? At ANY price? It can't be that it's simply a case of a store and a distributor feuding with each other. 

Why, either Tesco is run by conniving Jews or...it's all the fault of BREXIT! Waaaaaaah! We can't spread salty diarrhea on toast for breakfast because of BREXIT!!!!

For some reason, Twatter is load with wiseguys creating MEMES of horrified people unable to get their Marmite. Every fucking Harry Potter and James Bond and Scream Queen horror scene has become a Marmite joke. 

The world is divided into huge dung-like piles of: people who LOVE their fucking MARMITE and people who HATE the shit and could care less if there's a shortage of it. 

But most of all, this is all somehow down to "TOLD YOU SO...BREXIT IS HORRIBLE, IT IS CHANGING OUR WHOLE WAY OF LIVING! THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END! WE SHOULD ALL, UH, EMIGRATE TO SOMALIA OR SYRIA..." 

Who knows. Nobody knows. But that's what the Internet is about: rumors, opinion, slanted reporting, spin doctoring and scapegoating.