We Have a Winner

Note:

Shauna Cuntwell has made a formal protest: 

"It really annoys me when people take credit for things that are not theirs. I was going to COVER the Negativland idea, and offer a little bag of my twat shavings for a FIVERR, and here, this creepy guy in Bristol steals my idea. I hear he does this all the time. 
"Too bad, Roland, you may BE a cunt, but I HAVE ONE. This means I can do better than you! My creative twat juices are flowing into my knickers! I will auction the pair on eBay very soon! My used knickers are almost ready. I can't walk without making a sloshing sound, like when I've been in the rain and my shoes and socks are squishy. 
"Oh my goodness, when I walk, from between my legs there's a noise like a sheep being grinded through a vocoder! Ommmagosh, not only are they soaked, they're beginning to smell like Ashley Tisdale!!!!"