Recommended by GOOTUBE

Websites don't leave you alone.

They insist on RECOMMENDING shit.

They aren't content you are on their site.

They want to push MORE garbage.

It's like a waitress in a shitty diner:

"Hello, here are your menus.

But FIRST, can I get you COFFEE?

Great. 

And APPETIZERS?

Let me take away the ordinary water, and bring you BOTTLED water.

Here are APPETIZERS. Can I top that off with EXTRA CHEESE?

Would you like a side order of BUTTER?" 

Before you know it, you're already nauseated.

And the bill is already twice what you expected.

So here's GooTube, not content you want to SURF their bootlegs.

They want you to look at shit before you even go look for what YOU want.

What's all this confirm? 

That if YOU want to make money on GOOTUBE you better pander to ASSHOLES.

Make "prank" videos, to show other cretins how to be even MORE annoying than they are.

Make "fake" videos and pretend they're real.

Like: "Har har, best PUNCH thrown at a guy who FARTED!" 

Or: "Chick bends over and shows KNICKERS and then FARTS!" 

Amuse the easily amused by showing "liquid metal you can play with."

Amuse the gullible and paranoid with faked up news items.
The news items should be about UFO's or why you should hoard can of food in your basement.

Another gambit is becoming a "viral" sensation among lonely Nerdists. Be a fagboy trying on make-up and asking "how do I look?" Be a ninny bitch singing Taylor Swift cover tunes. Open packages of crap you bought on Amazon. It's AMAZING what lonely pathetic idiots will gravitate to on GooTube.   

While TV networks try to pander to the lowest common denominator, here's a website that lets EVERYONE go lower and lower and lower to get attention. 

Millions of hits translates into, gosh, $50 or $100. People would KILL for that. Or at least, set up a camcorder, then run in front of it, pretend to fall down, expose knickers and make a fart noise.

That's ENTERTAINMENT.