Quotes from the Breeders Guide

THE YELLOW-HEADED SHAUNA PARROT 

Territory: Ireland 
Migratory Pattern: All over the Fucking Internet
Vocabulary: Limited 
Intelligence: Limited




Known to be rather bird-brained, the Yellow-Headed Shauna seems docile, but has a tendency to squawk and complain. It will sometimes march up and down a row of eggs and complain that they all look alike and should be more original. It can suddenly get bored with every other birds' idiot chirping but its own. It's possible this cycle of irritability repeats every 28 days. 

The bird can live a long time but is known to be unstable in its 20's. 

The Yellow-Headed Shauna is not a songbird by any means, and some of its noises could be so distracting you'll want to put a cover over it. Fortunately it likes covers. 

Of other similar breeds, The Yellow-Headed Shauna is attracted to the Taylor Swift. The Swift is a very popular bird and has nothing whatever to do with Shauna. 

Bird fanciers are at first attracted to the Yellow-Headed Shauna for its huge, baby owl-like eyes, but there IS the all too prominent beak. There's also its habit of irritating repetition. You can put little headphones on it, and give it a little microphone, and try to teach the bird, but it does the same tricks. 

Most repeated phrases: 

O MA GOD
DO YOU LIKE MY TWEETS
HI GUYYYYYSSSSS

It has laid dozens of eggs on YouTube.