"I can't believe it didn't get a Nobel Prize this year. OK, it's only available as a PDF download if you send me a FIVERRRRR, but so what? We need a new paradigm! It should not be so darn tough to become rich and famous. If I put something on the Internet, that should be enough!"
WHAT is the crazy Irish bint talking about? HER NEW BOOK
In the first part of this extensive tome (over 1200 words...6 entire pages including photos), Shauna discusses how women can flirt by raising their eyebrows.
In the final part, Shauna offers exercises so that any girl can send one eyebrow zooming high enough to meet the hairline. "If some guy jerks off on your face, I can teach you how to mop the splooge away by wagging your eyebrow side to side like a windshield wiper!"
In subsequent books, Shauna will discuss how she purses her lips, how it's possible to play piano without actually knowing how, and the ins and outs of vaginal shaving.
The ins and outs include: making sure the razor doesn't somehow end up inside! "Yes, once my pussy got so slippery, and my hand was so drippy, the razor began to slip! I tried to grab it and the handle slipped inside me!
"Thank twat it wasn't the business end of the razor! Then I'd have to change by name to Knickerless in Pain, or just Nicky the Bloody Cunt."
The ins and outs include: making sure the razor doesn't somehow end up inside! "Yes, once my pussy got so slippery, and my hand was so drippy, the razor began to slip! I tried to grab it and the handle slipped inside me!
"Thank twat it wasn't the business end of the razor! Then I'd have to change by name to Knickerless in Pain, or just Nicky the Bloody Cunt."
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