Chill Out - Go Away Horrible Homely "Hottie"

Jesus, they're really "keepin' it classy" in New Jersey, huh? The CHILLER show is even willing to let porn morons set up tables. I mean real PORN MORONS. You recall THIS big-nosed monster: 

I guess the idea, in SOME awful cases, is that if you have no idea who this person is, or WHAT this person has done to be "famous," you'll want to find out. 

Looking at the "luminaries" on the CHILLER website, you'll see a gruesome image like this, and think, "Mmm, maybe I should get my picture taken with her? With it? Let me GOOGLE her." 

And you discover she's one of those sad Internet whores who fucks just about anyone and anything for a 10 minute download. It goes back to the awful days of Times Square when women made 8mm "loops" which you could see in peep show booths or buy for $10. 

Now? Now women are supposed to make a living as porn actresses and/or whores. Guys might PAY to be in a movie with a monster like this OR just pay to SEE something like this. Pretty damn amazing in the age of FREE, isn't it? With all the FREE porn around, who wants to PAY for a giant-nosed classless cunt like this? 

71 of these? Really? With blonde hair or black hair, sucking black cock or white cock or even cunt? Oh, what a thrill. And to be able to waddle over to her table and say, "You are SO beautiful" and "I've always wanted to meet you" and shyly hand over a TWENTY so she can say "What's yer name?" and scrawl it on a lurid photo? A dream come true. 

It used to be that these shows only had harmless has-beens. You could say hello to the kid who played Pugsley on "The Addams Family" or Eddie on "The Munsters." You might even meet a normal actor like Martin Landau or Gary Lockwood. Now? 

God BLESS.  Kewl. FREAKIN' AWESOME.