It Can't Happen HERE...HERE...or HERE...

Oh how lovely to be in BRISTOL when they're rioting in DENVER.

How lovely to be most anywhere safe, like in Mommy's basement on the Internet, ranting about how Zappa's estate won't let people give away 50 hours of Frank's cacaphonous caca. Aaaargh, we want EVERY version of the ENEMA BANDIT song, ha ha ha. We want to hear all about SUZY CREAMCHEESE, ha ha ha. 

"It Can't Happen Here?" Not so much. It wasn't dirty, it wasn't misogynistic, and it wasn't greasy or noisy. Not like some of the stuff the REAL Zappa fans love so much. You know, the real ZAPPA fans who look a whole lot like the Nazi brats in Denver. 




Yeah, "killing all Jews and Niggers," they say. Right out in the open, with their Nazi flags and Confederate flags. Yee hah. Only this ain't the South. It's DENVER COLORADO.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, these guys look like they'd be right at home screaming and hollering to Dweezel, "Play the ENEMA BANDIT Song." 

And where's Colin the Quarterback taking a knee? How come he didn't fly to Denver in his uniform, with his padding and his panty-girdle, and take a knee? Oh, right, that would be too much effort. He only takes a knee when the National Anthem is played at the stadium, and he doesn't have to do too much. If he thought he might injure himself, he wouldn't even take a knee, would he? He might limply move his wrist? 

Meanwhile in some obscure locale in Bristol, a weasel-face is preoccupied with playing with his archaic website for Porko Hardup, and posting images HERE, HERE and HERE of Whitehorn wiping his ass, and Dunn getting a buzzcut, and Geoff sleeping in his coffin. 



This story did NOT get the attention of America. Not that much. It wasn't featured on the nightly news like every "grab the pussy" line from Donald Trump. 

This story did NOT get the same play as Colin the Quarterback, the light-skinned semi-black millionaire who decided "black lives matter" SO much, he'd take a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, as if the fucking Anthem isn't symbolic of soldiers fighting right now in the Middle East, and law enforcement checking out radical Islam maniacs and preventing attacks. 

"Never Again" was a solemn slogan after World War 2, but just as there was the Korean War and the  Vietnam War and all the various Middle East wars, there's "Again and Again," with white punks happily scapegoating the Niggers, Kikes and Spics. Should we be happy that they're actually including Niggers and Spics, and NOT just the traditional Roger Waters-endorsed enemies, the Kikes?