Tuesday, October 18, 2016

What's Up-Chuck?

Oh, the WORLD IS SAVED. Chuck Berry will release an album to celebrate his 90th birthday. What a pisser.


The cover is a vintage photo of up-Chuck, solarized in Photoshop to make him look even more retarded than he is. 

Who the FUCK is listening to CHUCK? Even if you've got the "Greatest Hits," after 3 of them, you're ready to listen to something else. He's more a novelty now than anything else. You can listen to "School Days" like you'd listen to "Monster Mash" or "Rock Around the Clock." For a snigger. For nostalgia once a year. 

Yeah, I'm as amused by this news, as I'm amused that Firefuck is the world's slowest browser and, for SOME reason, is even slower on BLOGGER. It takes FOREVER to get a photo to upload. I had to switch to the evil BIG BROTHER CHROME. Magically, the uploads are super-fast, and the "drag and drop" actually works.

BIG BROTHER and I are one big happy family. I've noticed, thanks to keeping an eye on what websites are leaving cookies or spying on me, that Google always invites a whole bunch of relatives to come spy with them: 


Widdit? Blob Core Windows Net?? WEBTRACKY??? 

I don't know what these websites are about or what they're monitoring or tracking. If they are totally outlandish I just DENY them, but sometimes it seems to be a mistake, because a chunk of a web page is blank, or a video link refuses to play. Maybe there's a website that explains which of these sneaky sites one should always DENY? Or am I supposed to GOOGLE that information? 


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