Pinhead De-Clares: "Gary WILL Be Bringing along JOSH!"

Good news Boko-horlicks! 

Not only will you get The Commode Odor at that fabulous church concert, he's bringing JOSH!! The duo have been practicing en masse! 



Says Gary, "Josh has been my Christmas Camel for so many years now. I give him one hump or two, depending on how drunk I am. Josh has been around ever since I had that ultimate court battle with that Mafochist. Imagine, him wanting to be paid! I wrote THAT song all by myself, with Jesus looking over my shoulder. In fact, while composing I heard His words of wisdom: "No no, make that a B flat! Don't you know how to write music? Holy Moses!" 

Josh was in his coffin when the teasing press release first appeared on The Website. He admits, "It was so full of verbosity, and cries of "Here, Here and HERE," that I fell asleep. I had no idea Roland was actually adding something that MIGHT be important. With all his big words and tweedy archaic phrasing, it took me a while to realize Gary was actually being asked to perform somewhere by himself. I mean, aside from being reminded to perform his urinating in the loo and not in the bed. 

"Roland had the usual "keep reading EVERY day and guess when I'll give you a little MORE information" stuff, and all that "Shine on, tease-tease and ta-ta" crap, I had no idea what was going on. When I finally realized Gary was going to perform in a church,  I wondered why he didn't ask me along. Is it because I cringe at the sight of a cross? I can wear dark glasses!" 

And so it was, that later, Gary tied a message to Roland's leg, and Roland hopped over to Josh's cemetery to give him the good news. "I won't let Gary down," says Josh. "I'll keep it up. The church setting will inspire my organ playing. I'll just have to remember to bring along plenty of paper napkins."