Sunday, October 30, 2016

Going Fishing on Farcebook - It's Freakin' Awesome

What do you do if you're best known for porn?

Not just for porn, but for fucking up the industry by appearing in porn BEFORE your 18th birthday? Thus, people had to recall your fucking VHS tapes, and the business got a black eye for being a bunch of pedo bastards "entrapping" a poor innocent slut. 

With that kind of notoriety, for the next 20 years you could...appear in one or two shitty sci-fi movies, and yes, be FREAKIN' AWESOME by sashaying around smelly memorabilia show hallways. 

Then you can go on Farcebook and show off, and have your fanboy losers cry out compliments, hoping you might LIKE something they wrote, actually LIKE it. Wow! Woo hoo! 



Cheers! You look smoking hot! Woah! Classy!

Classy? Looks like a man-hating whore. That photo says, "YOU are PAYING ME." 

But that's the way it is with New Jersey losers. They are happy to pay for it. It makes their day. If not their month. If not SIX months (till the NEXT Chiller convention). Freakin' AWESOME. 

LORDS have mercy, "WE ARE NOT WORTHY..."  

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