Thursday, January 1, 2015

A Happy New Year of Internet Stealing!

Piracy, yawn, is so common that commerce/finance sites such as "International Business" are like crocodile coprophiles...they grin, bite off some shit, and then crawl away content.

Irony of ironies, they basically steal from the scrotum who runs Torrent Freak, and call it journalism. "According to Torrent Freak, the guy in bed with the pirates and promoting them every day..."

So the New Year's Day message at "International Business" is basically, a) it's SO nice that torrent thieves are doing well, b) it's so sad Pirate Bay was "unceremoniously" put out of business, perhaps, and c) let me tell you all about stealing sites you may have missed and that a new thing is streaming piracy via "Popcorn" Putzes.

We open with the headline and the oh-so-logical picture of obnoxious white Swedish cocksuckers feeling they are ENTITLED to steal music, movies and apps:

No, I don't think much of a plagiarist asshole by the name of "Jeff Stone." What did he do? He sniffed around the red-rimmed scaly asshole of Mr. Torrent Freak, and then sadly mourned Pirate Bay, and directed his readers to all the other places they could steal from, especially the one he is giving so much publicity to, the new streaming pirate version of Netflix that he seems to hope will grow into another turd-monster.

International Business, aka "I.B." really should stand for Irritable Bowel, as this kind of gleeful reporting of abuses, encouraging more of them, gives every copyright owner an ulcer and a pain in the ass. I wonder how the "International Business" website would feel if everything they wrote was available on a mirror "International Business" dot.biz or dot.fuck or dot.steal domain. Whatever click-through ads and other chicanery they were using was then shaved in half, or worse, because "most of your readers are getting your stuff on pirated sites." Maybe they'd go whine about it to Mr. Torrent Freak, or just do what most copyright owners do, which is to quit the business and sell t-shirts. Actual t-shirts in Macy's or Target.

I somehow doubt a nerd like Jeff Stone (probably not his real name) even gets paid for his plagiarism. He's probably told, "Eventually, you can move from snotty intern to something better...in a few years...but meanwhile you're getting CREDITS that might impress somebody at Forbes. But probably not." Who knows, in this wonderful world of paranoia, can I state for certain Jeff Stone is NOT Mr. Torrent Freak himself, using an alias and getting paid to call attention to this fucking Popcorn place?

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