Don't you just LOVE it when WHITE people are put down...by other white people?
Take a look at the headline. Take a look at the cheesy grin on the face of little dick Josh Dickhead. Then we'll resume.
Little Dick's point is that a black female directed SELMA, and wasn't nominated. She's already been to the Golden Globes, obviously, but ooooh, the Directors Guild Awards has snubbed her.
It might be that SELMA wasn't a well-directed movie, and her fellow directors know that. They know it a lot better than the clods who nominate shit for the Golden Globes (which, until a few years ago, was a joke. Nobody cared who won a fucking Golden Globe).
But a dickhead white guy like James Dickey wants to do some self-flagellation (of his race). So forget that "12 Years a Slave" already won a ton of awards not too long ago, and start griping about yet another fucking "oh, the suffering blacks" movie.
The thing about a Liberal like Little Dick Josh Dickey, and I'm sure Phil Ochs would agree, is that you're willing to point out inequality as long as it doesn't affect you personally.
Meaning, LET'S FIRE JOSH DICKEY.
How about that? Affirmative action? Why is it still WHITE MALE CRITICS yapping their heads off? Leonard Maltin, Kyle Smith, the late Roger Ebert and Vincent Canby, etc. etc. etc. It's ALWAYS the WHITE GUY telling us what to watch.
How about, little Dick, we kick your ass out the door, and hire a WOMAN OF COLOR?
You know what would happen? Josh Dickey would be frowning about some nigger taking his job. He'd be grumbling that he's a better writer than the Negress, but HE is being victimized. He'd be sulking that blacks make up less than 15% of the population so why is HE out of a job?
Affirmative action, Dickey-bird. YOU go work at Kentucky Fried Chicken, White Boy.
And while you're there, waiting on the black customers, you can tell them all your favorite reverse-racist shit. Like, "Ha ha, I'm white, I can't dance. Ha ha, I'm white, I have a little dick..."
What a brave white guy, the white guy complaining about other white guys...as long as HE has a job and no BLACK is taking it away. Or Latino. Or Asian.
Somehow, I don't think grinning little Dickey would be standing to one side and saying, "You know, a WHITE GUY shouldn't be running his mouth all the time. I'm resigning and giving it to a black woman."
Not even when it's a shit job at a crappy stupidly named drivel website like "MASHABLE."
I'll tell you what's mashable. It's Josh Dickey's white potato face.
Do you think Josh Dickey is a big fan of black movies? I don't think this hypocrite asshole actually wants a steady diet of "12 Years a Slave" and "Selma" and all those shitty loudmouth comedies, and the corny bad-taste dramas and the ear-splitting soundtracks on them. This white pussy would actually prefer endless sour and oh-so-inspirational movies about slavery and Dr. King? I think he'd be sobbing, "Why can't we have Helen Mirren, or Woody Allen, or a cowboy movie without Will Smith being one of the cowboys?" And the answer would be, hey white guy, we're all sick of white guys and that includes you. So get your honky ass out the door before you get a boot up it.
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