Here he/she comes, the ex-Olympian, snarling botched-plastic-surgery macho bitch, and pussy-whipped ex-husband of the hideous Kris Kardashian.
You just knew that this obnoxious dick would be a cunt...and NOT just go for his sex change without TURNING IT INTO A FUCKING REALITY SHOW.
Americans have had to suffer this sour stooge for decades. Even before he joined the Kardashian circus, he was a huge disappointment, the boyish Olympian who turned out to be a dull and uninteresting pretty boy.
Some Olympic champs move from the Wheaties cereal box to some kind of stardom, or at least they wander the country playing "role model" for youngsters. This didn't happen for Bruce Jenner, who vaulted to fame but found the pole getting more and more slippery in his hands. Who knew he hated his own pole?
When next the American public had to look at this shit head, it was because his "botched" plastic surgery had transformed him into a freakish, rather feminine mutant. He remained all-male, or so he seemed, as he groused and threatened anyone who had the nerve to laugh at him. "DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY FACE" was his war cry, and he had puppy-host Jimmy Fallon backing off and apologizing during a "Tonight Show" appearance.
Gosh, Bruce, in true "Lola" fashion, you looked like a woman but spoke like a man. Nothing unusual about that. Many a transvestite is a ridiculous, hairy-looking hetero idiot in silly clothing and a bad wig and worse make-up.
Then the cunt upped the ante by marrying the horrible Kris Kardashian, and spawning a whole bunch of media whores. I'm not sure how International this disgusting brood is, aside from Kim, but the nightmare has been CONSTANT in America.
There was the KKK (the three Kardashian bitches, including Kim), and then as they got more and more boring and people started to question why they were "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" reality show, up came the Jenner bitches.
Those are the ones who are constantly parading around now, doing modeling gigs, sneering and simpering over every question of lip-plump surgery and other gruesome medical antics. But vying for attention now is Daddy Bruce, who has been getting way more "treatments" than his slutty spawn. This includes an Adam's apple shave!
As he's become more and more ridiculous, Bruce has been seen stalking around his California digs sullenly glowering at the press. Now we know why he hasn't said a word: he's saving it for his REALITY SHOW.
What are "we" going to suffer through? A season of his surgeries? Episode after episode of his bitching and whining and feuding with his idiot ex-wife? Breathless details of his pubic plucks and the emptying of his scrotal sac, and the final "big snip?" JEEEZUS, come on Muslims, get it over with. American Olympian turns into ugly old cunt in his 60's? Kill us now. Or at least, hack every cable Network that airs this shit.
There was a time when publicity was important for "sexual minorities." Now? Not so much. Gays are all over the place. Lesbians (Ellen, Rosie O'Donnell, etc. etc.) are proudly stomping around in films and on television. Joel Grey just came out gay, at 82? Who the fuck cares?
Transgenders? A show about 'em just won some Golden Globe awards. How long ago did Christine Jorgensen die? How long ago did Renee Richards play tennis? No, we don't need to witness Bruce Jenner's circus act every fucking week for the next few years. Who has sympathy for such a revolting media whore? He's going to cunt it up to the highest bidder and keep focusing attention on himself and the horrible, hideous, disgusting, stupid, self-absorbed and utterly pointless Kardashian-Jenner shit piles! What next, Kris grows a dick? One of 'em stops fucking blacks and starts trying to seduce members of ISIS? WHERE WILL IT END? WHEN?
2015...IT'S HELL, FOLKS.
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