HAPPY APATHETIC, HUNG OVER & BLOBBY DAY

So what the fuck is "New Year's Day," except the title of a shitty song from U2, the quartet that seems to have broken a lot of sales records set by The Beatles?

It's a day to do nothing. Go outside and you'll see this:

What does it say about our culture that we start the new year by getting stupidly drunk, and then spending the rest of the day nursing a hangover or over-eating or watching TV (or going on the Internet)?

So much for New Year's resolutions. The first day of the New Year, and you're supposed to do...NOTHING.

Let me understand this fucking "celebration." Every year we're basically saying, "This has been a God Awful year, and we PRAY that NEXT year will be BETTER."

That's why we scream HAPPY NEW YEAR. Why else? Because the truth is, the past year SUCKED.

Doesn't anybody realize by now that EVERY year SUCKS?

It doesn't get better when you spend it sick in bed, or over-sleeping and then over-eating. Many slobs gladly take the whole fucking week off. "Wednesday is New Year's Eve so let me take Tuesday off as well...Thursday is New Year's so why go into work Friday...that gives me the WEEKEND..."

Entertainment's been off for the whole fucking Christmas/New Year's holiday. In America there are three competing late night talk shows to help you relax from your shitty day and let you get to sleep with some jokes and wit. But Letterman, Fallon and Kimmel were ALL in re-runs. These are multi-millionaires. They're supposedly doing exactly what they want, which is to read some prepared jokes and then read some prepared questions to big stars. How difficult is that? But they want OUT for THE HOLIDAYS.

You expect the average person with a crap job to be any different?

The only people working New Year's Eve/New Year's Day were some cops on overtime, some sanitation people on overtime, and people in the ever-dwindling world of REAL JOURNALISM.

Yes, Virginia, the local newspapers DID publish and DO have a newspaper if you can find a newsstand that's open. (It's likely to be run by a glowering Paki maniac in a tiny "convenience" store, because supermarkets and bookstores and other places that sell newspapers are CLOSED).

OH...what news...the reporters didn't work too hard did they?

Just one example is the Daily Snooze, which wants to alert us to all the fucking FOOTBALL games that are on today and the approaching weekend. That's front page news?

There's also the usual depressing news from huge blockhead and total hack piece-of-shit Mayor De Blasshole, aka Mayor de Blah Blah Blah, who is deep up the asshole of black loudmouth Al Sharpton and deep up the black cunt of his extremely ugly and stupid black wife. What a pussy this guy is. What a twat. What a lowlife. And what a murderer, since his lax "let the blacks do what they like" policy has led to the the death of cops.

Waddya think? When you run for mayor on the "I've got a black wife and black kids" platform, and "let's do away with stop-and-frisk," blacks will either think it's a free pass to commit more crimes, or go ballistic if ANY black is mistreated by ONE cop. Let's remember the city's been in convulsions for weeks, all because ONE cop put a chokehold on a big fat monster of a black guy who was RESISTING ARREST, and was so fucking fat he ended up croaking. It wasn't like he was choked to death. It wasn't like he was put in a "sleeper" hold like the MMA wrestlers use. No, he was just a criminal and a fat slob and his heart gave out. It could've happened while he was running or a bus. So the entire city has to suffer riots and abuse! Blacks are angry the cop wasn't sent to jail for life. De Stinko didn't defend the cop at all, and has let the protesters keep clogging up the streets every day. He faintly suggested they stop while the family of the two cops were mourning. They didn't. The Daily News front-paged "SHAME!" about this. De Shit-head could've cared less. Now the cops are turning their backs whenever they see this ugly hypocrite De Lousio make a speech or fake concern by showing up at a cops funeral. "Fuck you," they say. "You don't support us, stay away and go let your black wife sit on your face while Sharpton fucks your ass, you dumb hack."

One of the TV channels covering the ball drop (stomach drop) in Times Square focused on...yeah, Bill De Blah Blah Blah and his hideous elephant shit in a dress wife. THEY were up there getting attention for themselves. No doubt their obnoxious spawn were there, too, but I don't know, I turned that SHIT off, pronto.

The headline on De Spazzio today is that he re-appointed an obnoxious Liberal twat...one who blindly let a bunch of Niggas go even after they punched cops and stole and robbed and did as they damn well pleased on our streets. "Liberal" used to be a term one might use with pride. In the 60's it meant you were LIBERAL. Like, you wouldn't really mind "if your sister married ONE OF THEM." You were for integration of baseball teams. You liked Bill Cosby. You might've owned a Four Tops record. You read "Black Like Me" and were moved by it. You learned Spanish so you could communicate with those poor Mexicans and Puerto Ricans who were hapless and helpless and too wan and stupid to learn English.

Well, Phil Ochs knew. "Love Me I'm a Liberal" was a comical hint. And now, in this age of De Shittio, "Liberal" means a pussy, a patsy to everything black. A gutless dickless big dummy who is ruining New York City and has destroyed in one year what Giuliani and Bloomberg built up in two decades.

But I digress. THIS is the fucking New Year.

And what exactly were you supposed to do on New Year's Eve? New Yorkers know: DON'T GO TO TIMES SQUARE. As reporters admitted, most of the idiots there were young tourists, too stupid to realize this was a huge waste of time. As we see from "entertainment" today, people are easily amused. Hey, stand in the fucking cold (it was below freezing) for TWELVE hours with no bathrooms and a cop-check to make sure you weren't carrying alcohol, and then see a fucking ball ease down a pole on a tall building. Wheee.

Most who weren't busy getting blotto in bars and nightclubs were throwing obnoxiously loud parties. And some bi-curious (bi short for boneheaded idiot) watched the action on TV. The talentless drone Ryan Metrosexual Seacrest once again hosted "Rockin' New Year's Eve" while Dick Clark spun in his grave.

All the no-talent rap idiots were on, and all the sleazy black and Latino chicks doing their repulsive combo of rapping and yowling while doing aerobics. ABC set up cameras to briefly (ONE SONG) show Elton John who was doing a show at the Barclay Center. Bloated and old, he sourly ran through "I'm Still Standing" (while sitting his lard at the piano). That was the only concession to people over 40, and it wasn't much!

Much of the time was wasted while an impossibly stupid slut named Jenny McCarthy "interviewed" pinheads in Times Square and shouted and bellowed about how "amazing" and "awesome" it was to be in Times Square. She was a yammering bore.

The best thing you can say about the HOLIDAY SEASON is "IT'S OVER." The best thing to do on New Year's Day is to thank Christ you're sober, and in reasonable enough health to maybe DO something, even if it's just cleaning things up, throwing things out, or writing an entry on a fucking blog.