Dirty Purdy - Bringing Amputee Porn to the Bookstores

Waddya do if you want to sell your book?

GET NAKED, GIRL! You GO, Girl!

Even if you're a double amputee? ESPECIALLY!

Whew...SMMMMMMOKIN' HOTTTTTT.

There was a time when the most distasteful (legal) porn was AMPUTEE PORN.

Whether it was Swank or Screw, none of the newsstand mags wanted to run photos of limbless ladies. The few porn films on the subject ("Long Jeanne Silver") languished in the very back of the adult bookstore.

What's changed? Thanks to the Internet, people need to get new and fresh kinks and kicks. After all, folks are awfully bored with double anal and bukakke, ya know.

And we've seen Kardashian's ass, and seen it Photoshopped like a big pizza pie, too.

So, instead of some kind of "inspirational" book about handling a handicap, Dirty Purdy gets naked on her spring-stumps and tra-la-la, there she is, among the nudies of ESPN and Sports Illustrated magazines.

HOLD ON.

Did I say ESPN and Sports Illustrated? When did SPORTS magazines slide into the territory of "lad mags?" Oh, right, when the Internet demanded it.

You can't fucking sell a copy of a sports magazine now unless an MMA female is naked, or Dirty Purdy even.

And instead of talking about how you lost your legs due to an ailment (and aren't there way too many diseases in the world?) let's hear about your SEX LIFE...

It's a sick world in every way possible, isn't it? There are more and more diseases that can take your limbs or your life, and if you survive, you're expected to strip down as if it's everyone's business what you look like nude. Dirty Purdy is only selling a book about herself, so she isn't bending over to show her asshole and cunt. Not just yet. Maybe she's already fielding offers from Vivid Video, and if the book sales are disappointing (you can copy pdf files now) she might sign on the dotted line.

Let's see your "landing strip," Dirty Purdy. Let's see your razor ski across your slope. Let's see you pole vault a dildo. And let's see you re-enact your "amazing" amputee sex. A craven New World wants to know.