I think I've asked this question before. This hideous whore maybe is a sperm bank to some repulsive rap star.
Or she's famous for being some kind of fat-assed bald-headed brain-dead mutant.
Like a hideous accident, we're all supposed to stare in wonder at a photo of her.
At least, that's what the tabloids expect. This photo is a visual expectorant.
Jesus Christ, I think I'd rather go queer than be anywhere near this infected ton of flubber.
She hit the beach all right, like an infected, dying whale. You can almost smell fish when you look at that photo.
Gruesome hips, a Pillsbury Dough-ass, and the requisite blotches of tattoo ink. Lord pity the tattoo guy who had to work while inhaling the sewer fumes from Amber Rose's vagina.
What's with the cue-ball head? She wants to prove to the world she's never had a lobotomy? That she's naturally stupid?
I'll admit that her tits aren't bad, although they're drooping in the twin slings, and if let loose could be mistaken for blind puffer fish.
The good news with this bitch, is that if she goes in the water, it's great for other bathers. She's a shark repellant. Even crabs scuttle the other way.
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