Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Jeff Bezos. Bozo BABY BEZOS SHITS HIS DIAPERS

One baby step back for Mussolini-wanna-be JEFF BEZOS.

His plan to take over the world included marketing DIAPERS. Shit, what's more essential to happy breeding and spawning than keeping BABY in diapers? Bald-headed BEZOS probably knows first hand, as he's at the age where he probably shits himself every day.

BABY BEZOS had a halfway decent idea, Amazon, where you could buy junk on line and eliminate the middle man (the store where you tested out the item first). Then he became a fucking Mussolini power-mad psychopath.

His big thing was books. He sold 'em at a big discount. NO shipping if the total order was over $25. Watta guy. But how quickly the prick changed, and was soon dictating to publishing companies, and even upping the free shipping deal to $35. The maniac even began listing used/promo books, so a customer didn't have to buy from HIM, but from an authorized dealer that gave HIM a percentage. Thus, an author of a brand new book was being fucked on Amazon by freelance sellers hawking used and promo items for which the author gets NO royalties. Thanks, BOZO BEZOS YOU BASTARD.

But the idea was to block eBay and knock it down a notch. (Irony: eBay began emulating Amazon, demanding that its sellers offer NEW items, and sell "buy it now" garbage without the trademark auctioning and bidding).

Next, Bezos bombarded his website with plugs for his new KINDLE, which was a way to destroy the book world entirely. As well as make himself a fortune as the maker of the fucking device. He then competed with iTunes for music downloads. Like Hitler invading Poland and France, BEZOS began invading everyone's territory.

Anywhere he could stick his ugly head he did. Except up an elephant's ass where it belongs.

BABY BEZOS is a greedy, nasty little brat. Whatever he wants, he's gotta have. Netflix? Itunes? Book publishing? HE decides to do it, too. So it's no surprise that this shit head would even want to corner the diaper market. Mr. Shit for Brains has even gone backward and is plotting to open AMAZON STORES.

Yes, after putting so many stores out of business, HE is going to take over so that people can...er, uh, buy on line and then go to the STORE to pick the item up! Crazy? Jeff Bezos is acting like a madman. He looks like a cold, reptillian villain Mike Myers could play in a new "Austin Powers" movie.

He is one loathsome fucking piece of shit, and he should wear a diaper on his deranged and ugly head. (Not that I mean to sound insulting...)

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