Muzzy the Muslim Beheader: What? I Can't KILL MY WIFE??

Poor Muzzy. Look at the popping eyes on his fatty Muslim face. He can't believe it. All he did was behead his wife, and he's going to jail

One of the lesser stories, which goes back many months, is the one about the successful Muslim who got pissed off at his wife and beheaded her.

Huh? You can't DO that in America? Maybe we need MORE MUSLIMS so they can change the law. The fine, fine religion of Islam, after all, believes that women are garbage. Dogs. Shit. You can put them in burkas. You can beat them. And, if it comes to not fixing the right curry, you can kill them.

There have been cases in America of Muslim men killing, or beating their wives for such horrifying offenses as "serving the wrong curry for dinner." Really.

Oh well. At the moment, guys like Muzzy just can't enjoy the freedom of their fine, fine religion.

But one day they'll be able to do as they please with their women and kids. You arrest a Muzzy in ten years, and there will be jihad on every member of the jury, and the judge and the prosecuting attorney.

Besides, as Muzzy must've told everyone, "Look, she's not even very attractive. Her body looked a lot better without the head on it."