Paris CHARLIE HEBDO Murders NOT TRENDING ON FACEBOOK

While every responsible journalism website is talking about the assassins still on the loose, and the incredible plot that took out almost the entire masthead of a famous magazine...

FACEBOOK is howling about a doggie that was abandoned at a train station in Scotland!

I saw about seven "Dog Abandoned" stores in a row on the left. And on the right? Trending idiocy...

Did you see PARIS or CHARLIE HEBDO in there?

I just fucking double-checked. The death of Zsa Zsa Gabor's ugly fat daughter is more important??

The rapper LUDACRIS proposes to some bitch? THAT is more important?

Oh, and by the way, FARCEBOOK, I seriously question your choice of who I should friend next.