"Dear Abby, lick...lick...lick" the dead Arab asshole

Yes, as one of my favorite bloggers wrote (referring to the moronic David Cameron), world leaders flocked to pay their respects to a "moderate Muslim." Couldn't he have stayed home and dealt with the plague of "moderate Muslims" taking over Birmingham? The "moderate Muslims" who behead soldiers right on the streets of England and blow up buses? "Blow Up Buses" is not the title of an old sit-com. It's the new shit of spreading fear throughout England.

Officially, Cameron and all the other world leaders came to Swordfish Arabia to praise a wonderful world leader. Of course, he wasn't. He was hypocrite tyrant who loved beheading and hated Jews and Christians. Dear Abby...King Abdullah...died at the overripe age of 90 and everybody had to act sad. Well, yeah, he could've been a total bastard like Sodomy Hussein or God Daffy. But he WAS a bastard.

It's unfortunate that, as Will Rogers said years ago, "diplomacy is saying NICE DOGGY while looking for a big stick." We need the oil and we're too nice to just storm in and take it. So all we can do is go along with the least of the evils, and buy from HIM over somebody worse. So it is, that political figures have to pretend to like a dirty, filthy rich pot-bellied despot. Joan Smith in The Independent, wrote the truth:

The piece went on and on, and so have other editorialists. They can. Politicians can't. They have to go fly around (on our dime) being diplomatic and pretending Kings aren't pricks. THIS guy was also a vain wad.

He dyed his pubic tuft of beard so it looked like he'd been eating camel shit. He wore a silly hankie on his head, weighted down by a mini hula-hoop. THAT is a good look?

So the bag of crap is being composted in some royal tomb, and the guy's halfwitted half-brother is shitting on the throne now. To quote the Zevon song, "Bagdad do whatever she please. Looks like another threat to world peace..."

Islam, that fine, fine religion, dictates that in Saudi Arabia women can't drive cars, can't do much of anything, and have to get their naughty bits dissected at an early age so that they won't be able to say "Gee, your Arab penis does NOTHING for me, maybe I should try somebody else." No, Arabarella, no cock will do much for your de-clitted slit. That's the way of ignorant savages who hide their insecurities behind bullying and bombast and the dictatorial "teachings" they warp so well.

Saudi Arabia, Cameron? Isn't that where it's FORBIDDEN to build a church?

We all know that power corrupts. Even so, the Middle East leaders seems to out-do most anyplace else in savagery, sexual perversion and drug abuse. How did this fat load who wore tablecloths all over himself, spend his time? Importing white women to flog? Having a private room to see Jews beheaded? Getting looped on hummus smoothies laced with rum?

So it is, that the leaders of the world flocked to mourn a miserable tyrant, and praised his corrupt brother, and the rotten country that, at best, is as tolerable as a fart in an elevator. They don't openly shit on people, like Syria or Yemen. Maybe that's 'cause Dear Abby was a MODERATE muslim? And didn't want to get his tablecloth dress dirty?