It's another setback for "Tiger" Woods (originally nickname for the puppet-faced pineapple was "Pussy.") First, it was revealed that he was a sadistic bully with a predatory eye for white women. Physical abuse, colorful insults, and a penchant for painfully slamming his putter up white lady asshole was part of his game. Cheating on his wife made it all the more fun.
Once the facts became known, and his wife divorced him, Lindsey Vonn came skiing to meet him, which wasn't easy, since "Tiger" doesn't like snow. Snow white women, yes. Actual snow, not so much.
Throwing herself at him, with all the exuberance of the airhead slut-whore, she won him over. It helped that "Tiger" couldn't win much else. Especially golf championships.
Now an acknowledged has-been and hack, poor "Tiger" has been reduced to hanging around like Willie Best or Stepin Fetchit while the resurgent Vonngina suddenly has won a few minor tournaments.
As to "Tiger" suddenly walking around in a face mask that would embarrass even Dereck Chisora? He was embarrassed to reveal his missing tooth.
Rumors swirled that he was "downhill" on Lindsey, and hadn't waited for the bitch's cunt to thaw. Snow Queen Lindsey DOES spend a lot of time on frigid mountains, doing the most intellectual thing she can do: ski.
So here we have Lindsey insisting that a photographer somehow knocked a tooth out of "Tiger." WHEN DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THAT HAPPENING BEFORE?
It does make it just as logical that he broke it while impatiently chomping on the frozen vanilla of Lindsey's twat.
"I know this is all a load of shit from a pair of garbage cans," Vonn muttered to a wall, "but we've got to get our name out there for endorsements and stuff. We can't have Kanye and Kim grabbing EVERYTHING." Then she began to sneeze. But it sounded like it was coming out of her ass. Along with some soft-serve "Tiger" milk.
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