Monday, January 26, 2015

Fox Suicide Asshole Phil Perea - And YOU can Earn $84 an Hour...

That's showing 'em.

Some idiot who worked at Fox News (yes, one of literally thousands of psycho idiots) killed himself at Fox headquarters in NYC. He came all the way from Texas to do this? Did he at least see "Phantom of the Opera" or "Lion King" the night before??

Fox headquarters, as you see below, is in one of those bland office buildings that all look alike. (I almost forgot that I have actually been in their studio a few times. First time I looked at the photo I didn't even recognize the place).

He chose this morning, when news of a titanic blizzard has led most New Yorkers to get in early in order to leave early. Or to not come in at all, and go run to pull food off the supermarket shelves like mad squirrels going for nuts.

In keeping with our idiotic times, Phil Perea TWEETED about his problems, and even created a hashtag that he hoped would rival #JeSuisCharlie. Something like #phil'sright. Or whatever. WHO the fuck cares. Do you? We all know Fox slants the news for their tea party and Republican dumbass viewership. That's a reason to kill yourself? Obviously if you work for Fox news, you have a screw loose.

Phil could've taken a few Fox assholes along with him, but nah, he'd rather keep them alive and feeling SO guilty about driving him to suicide.

I told you he was nuts.

He might as well have expected Fox news to give a glowing testimonial to him and come out in favor of gun control.

All he's done is have a few people shrug and say "One less lunatic in the world." EXCEPT...

EXCEPT...

It did give the spammers another chance to throw one of their irrelevant and heartless spam-ads into the comments section, battling with the other time-wasters with nothing better to do:

Perea might just as well have killed himself after leaving a screed against "Spammers of COMMENTS SECTIONS."

Come on, Phil, would it have been just as heroic to kill yourself because you were tired of seeing dopey "My co-worker's half-sister..." fast money scams? Are they any more annoying than being in a cubicle at fucking Fox News??

Fox News isn't damaged by what happened. And if this moron killed himself over spam, it wouldn't have mattered either. There will never be laws that say: $500 fine for spam ads in comments sections.

Why doesn't the government crack down on Internet abuses? Because GOOGLE and FRIENDS are behind almost all of them. Because it's against "INTERNET FREEDOM OF SPEECH" to make some spam-head stop polluting comment sections with greedy stupid advertising. Any time somebody dies, or there's a tragedy, if you glance at the comments, you'll see "YOU CAN MAKE MONEY ON THE INTERNET..." Yeah. By being a spammer.

All the Daily News (and the rest) do is react to a flagged comment a month or two later, suspend the account, and let the spammer have 10 fresh ones.

Anyone going after NETPAY20 and the other jerks out there? No. Are the HACKTIVISTS and Anonymous faggots in their Guy Fawkes effete masks going after NETPAY20? NO.

We're fortunate there were some government employees who came along to scrape Phil Perea off the sidewalk...a sidewalk now gently encrusted with freshly fallen snow.

NYC's warthog-faced block-headed do-nothing hack mayor, Bill DeBlasio, the worst piece of shit ever to soil the mayor's chair, announced that the city was going to get two feet of snow.

This is what NYC cares about today, remarkably believing something the mayor's said. It's also remarkable that DeBlasio cares about snow, because snow is white. Unlike his ugly wife and two parasitic children.

Yes, I digress from Phil Perea's sacrifice of himself for fucking FOX NEWS. It's no reason not to stick in an insult on DeBlasio. It's arguable which is worse, Fox being in business or DeBlasio being mayor. Either way, the death of Phil Perea is ultimately so unimportant in this crazy world he might as well be buried under a hill of beans.

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