Oooh Twit-Twat Macca-Wacka - Fame is a Put-On

Oh, there are so many reasons to despise the Macca-Kanye combo.

First off, Paulie, you HAD a partner named John Lennon. You are shitting in his face.

Kanye West stopped being a serious artist (if he ever was one) when he began fucking Kim Kardashian and acting proud of it. That's like being proud of grabbing used gum off the floor and chewing on it.

McCartney would think twice about being in the same room as Ringo. But if it's a younger demographic? He's in. This includes constantly showing up on idiot puppy Jimmy Fallon's show, and letting that annoying brat sing with him. Pretending to dust off the lyrics to "Scrambled Eggs" ("Yesterday") was almost funny for 30 seconds. Then it was grating. Every time he's on Fallon, he promotes childish shit (himself on a video game), has Fallon sing with him, or happily allows Fallon to make a fool out of him, just so "the kids" will think he's no old fogey but at their level of stupidity.

And now, old Droopy Eyes goes even lower and is rimming Kanye's asshole?

On top of this bad news, there's the hype and put-on of Kanye's jerky fans either not knowing, or pretending to not know who Paulie is.

It's always been a bore every time the "Who are The Beatles" thing pops up, or "Are they Paul McCartney's back-up band?" This is almost as annoying as when Jonathan Woss or some other kiss-ass says things like, "I loved that band of yours, Wings. I bought every album as it came out." Oh, fuck off.

Now the big joke in this put-on pfish & hoax world is that idiots on Twitter began to DELIBERATELY leave "Who is Paul" comments. Oooh ooh, what a THRILL among juvenile idiots, to be a "star" on the Internet and get hundreds of 'nice comments' or "followers" or "hits." Jesus Fucking Christ, whatever happened to the REALITY of making a living, having friends you can count on, and doing something worthwhile?

You you believe this shit? Some guys actually proud of being so lame? Proud of "pissing off" other people? "Ooh, look what I did with my fake ID. I got the WHOLE WORLD UPSET." What an achievement.

Macca does live in the "now" doesn't he? Old Peter Pan doesn't ever want to grow up, does he? He wants to dye his hair, and have an idiot band half his age, and hang around women and talk show hosts half his age, and write the dopiest pap that idiot kids might actually like...and the dumbing down extends to guesting with a tiny little dick part on a KANYE WEST number. Weezus Christ, what else, Paulie? What else? Gonna tell us you kissed Kardashian's hand and bowed to her? That she's the most beautiful woman in the world? How many more embarrassments are up your sleeve?

Twitter hoopla, put-ons, guesting on some shit from Kanye West...the new year has started off badly.