He Ain't Just Whistling Stiff Dick, See?

Now THIS is dickhead journalism. None of that fake "he's got two cocks" stuff from Rolling Stone.

Here's a guy who is NOT writing an eBOOK, and is NOT on Reddit. And he's NOT happy with his situation, either.

Funny, how some guys out there who've had incredible but true problems...like a huge scrotum that literally was a handful to haul around, or a laughingstock cock...are identified, photographed, and authenticated. But Mr. Double Dick just tells the world "buy my eBook, listen to my BULLSHIT, and when I tell everyone that I've faked you all out, we can ALL laugh about it."

There's a difference between truth and lies. Isn't there? There should be a difference between NEWS and SHIT. And there should be no place in this world where "hoaxing" and "pfishing" is tolerated. But then again, we have "downloading" that is not "stealing" but "sharing." So the lines have blurred.

You know what I'd like to see happen to Hans Demented and Zinfuck and Kim Dotcom and the rest of them? I'd like to see them smacked in the face by the two dicks of the guy who claims to have two dicks. Too bad his story is shit and it'll never happen. Too bad this world is FUCKED UP even without a jerk, Rolling Stone, and other dickheads claiming the "two cock" story is real.