Rat Face Emily Ratajkowski and her PRECOUS BOOBIES

OOOH, Boobies Boobies. PRECIOUS BOOBIES.

Is it any wonder the "entertainment" is at the level of a 14 year-old boy?

Who else would look at the picture above more than once?

Once you're REALLY an adult, you're not so damn impressed with BOOBIES and idiot poses of women hugging their puppies. Even if Ratface held 'em up for all to see...SO?

It reminds me of a line in "42nd Street" by Gunhill Road: "...and everything you're gonna see you have already seen."

It's better than seeing two piles of dung, but if you're over 14, you're not going to keep staring very long. That's why "pop culture" stays at the level of a 14 year-old. You need more talent to hold interest, and that's not something idiot chicks (or dopey makes of bad music, films and TV and memes and anime) can do.

Terry-Thomas hissed through his gapped teeth about "the American obsession with BOSOMS." It was one of the few bright moments in the boring "Mad World" movie.

He was right, of course, but the rest of the world isn't far behind. (And yes, the behind is also an obsession).

One of the most depressing facts of life is that the older you get, the more jaded you get. Photos in sex mags are all the same. You see the idiot bitch cradling her PRECIOUS BOOBIES, or cupping them, or coyly putting her hands over them, or tweaking them. Yeah? So?

And a cunt is a cunt is a cunt. Unless you're 14, you view much of this as "spoiler alerts." There really IS something to be said for mystery, for keeping it covered, and for making it special. See it every day? That's why they say nudist colonies are the least sexiest places on Earth.

Rat face is going to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated? With boring photos like this?

Why would anyone over 14 care? This shit is for pubescent fools, and maybe for really lame wimps who can't have anything sexier in their home than the damn "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue."

I pity Rat Face for having been stung on the lips by a tarantula. And for being so uninteresting. What makes a woman interesting is her personality as much as her body. People are still interested in Angelina Jolie, and nobody really wants to see the condition over her re-modeled post-mastectomy boobs. People are still fascinated by Bardot, or Liz Taylor, because they didn't make a ton of films and didn't show everything constantly. They also worked with talented photographers who knew how to do more than show BOOBIES.

Taylor Swift has openly jeered hackers by telling 'em they'll find NO nude pix on her phone or on her computer, and all they can do is Photoshop their childish fantasies. Smart lady.

Rat Face? She's just a boob(s).