A Lebanese loony who married a corrupt Italian bastard (who was convicted of conspiracy and tax evasion, and who also cheated on her), Pirro managed to convert her pit bull with lipstick personality into television gold.
Yes, after being pretty much of a cunt and pain in the ass (one CAN somehow be BOTH) and failing in her bid to beat Hillary Clinton and become a New York senator, and losing an attorney general race to Andrew Cuomo (who is now governor of New York), this loser became a winner. TV, looking for someone even more obnoxious and twattish than "Judge Judy," gave her a TV show. It lasted a few seasons as she, like so many TV judges, traded actual justice for yammering and shouting at hapless morons expecting to be treated as equals under the law.
When her show got canceled, the psychos of Fox News picked her up as a potential new Sarah Palin, and gave her some kind of soap box from which to spew anti-Obama crap and other right-wing nutjob craziness.
Maybe the freaky conservative guys at Fox had secret fantasies of what she'd look like in a dominatrix outfit. But now? Now, she's crossed over into the spotlight thanks to a pretty gutsy bitch-rant against...yes...the MUSLIMS.
Give this bitch credit. She's taking a big chance. She's a public figure. No matter how many guards you have sleeping at the lobby desk at a Fox TV studio, a Muslim who wants to get in, will get in. And thanks to GOOGLE maps and "find out a celebrity's home address," she could easily be shot in her own home. But she felt the risk was worth it.
You go, bitch. You're a better man than I am!
Really, for every insane and shit-headed thing conservatives do (anti-gay, anti-semitic, anti-abortion, anti-gun control, anti-black, etc. etc.) they sometimes get it fairly right (anti-immigration, anti-tolerance for fucking arrogant obnoxious pieces of shit).
So here's a pussy who couldn't even hold onto her corrupt Italian stallion, and who embarrassed herself with a dismal failure to even run a campaign against Hillary Clinton, and a feeble one against Andrew Cuomo...and she's emerged as (for at least a day or two) a powerful voice against wimpy tolerance of terrorists.
You can bet if she was still a prosecutor, and in Boston and not Westchester, puppy-boy "Joker" the poster-boy of Rolling Stone would be fried by now and his collected grease dumped into the muddy waters of the Charles River. And nobody would be mewling "I am Charles" about him, because if they did, Pirro would lobotomize 'em with her high heeled shoe and they'd be in the river, too.
"KILL THEM." Yep. That IS the answer. At least, saying it is helpful. Going around blasting away at Syria and Yemen and Nigeria...you're going to kill a few innocent people and then, Good Lord, you'll be no better than those horrible Israeli bastards who killed a few poor, sweet, adorable, innocent, lovely, angelic PAL-LEE-STIN-I-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS. Boo hoo.
The answer really is to tell these Arab slobs that we're sick of their sick games and their psycho religion and their oppression of women and their entire stinky Camel-stenchy "culture." And we're not too crazy about hummus, either.
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