George's Anal Clooney - the spider woman antisemite

Some people think Anal Clooney is the new Jackie Kennedy, or something.

Others wonder what kind of quirk caused George to marry her, and the answer might be "opposites attract." He was dating blonde bimbo types (like a professional fake-wrestler). She's dark haired and sophisticated. He's liberal, and she's a cunt. Women swoon over him but she wasn't even that interested in going out for a date. Pussy whipped, is a term for what happened on the way to the altar.

Take a look. She's the cat who ate the canary. He's the dumbass dog who is secretly muttering, "How did I get into this misery?"

Naturally if GEORGE is impressed with her, everybody else is supposed to be, too. For one thing, she's part of that Middle East world we all fear. Let's not say ANYTHING against somebody with an Arab-sounding name.

Let's instead go overboard in praising this strong woman (if not her fine, fine religion) even at the expense of hapless George. You might remember the Golden Globes where smart 'n snippy Amy Poehler and Tina Fey presided, hurling barbs at anyone with a dick. Including clueless Mr. Clooney. Quoth Tina:

“Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her HUSBAND is getting a lifetime achievement award.”

Got it? Dopey ol' George Clooney has only spent 20 or more years making blockbuster movies, movies with messages, talking about Liberal political issues, and lending his name to good causes. What a clunk! HE gets a lifetime achievement award? One of, oh, two or three Hollywood stars who has any kind of social awareness?

Now look at his wonderful wife! A "human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case." Yeah? Lots of lawyers worked on the Enron case, and there are lots of human rights lawyers in the world. Many simply use a few high profile cases to gain fame and pile on the usual corrupt "billing hours" fees. Gloria Allred is a human rights lawyer, right? Next?

She was an "adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria." So? When was Syria NOT a heartless, bloodthirsty insane country? Whatever she said to Kofi Annan either couldn't or wouldn't be followed. PS, anyone who sends him an e-mail could be considered an "adviser" to him. NEXT?

Next and last, is that this bitch was "selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violations..." by ISRAEL. Not by Palestine. In other words, Anal Clooney is Arab to the core.

The NY Post:

If she was Asian, a lot of mean people would call Anal Clooney a "dragon lady." She's Arabic. Maybe "hummus lady." As in hum us a fancy tune, lady, and sister-cunts like Amy Poehler and Tina Fey will dance to it.