Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Topless Mindless Heidi Klum and Tara Reid Give TITS a Bad Name

As long as the idiot media gets excited about tits...whether old, saggy, siliconed or atop a skanky body or a brainless neck...we'll get THIS front page news:

Maybe a paranoid conspiracy theorist will come forward and say all the fags who have infiltrated the newspapers and magazines are trying to turn us queer.

There comes a point where you have to say "Put 'em away, bitch." Heidi Klum? AGAIN? What's with all these bitches (some of them baggy, loaded with cellulite or skeletal) insisting on going topless on the beach? It's not too flattering.

As to an idiot like Tara Reid (have you EVER seen her in ANY tv show or movie)? She is so insecure and desperate for attention. As long as she sees her picture in magazines, tabloids or online, that's enough. She can't read, so the small print about "drunk again" or "looking stupid" or "what a skanky bint" doesn't bother her.

The titty committee needs to understand TWO things. First, women and men are built differently and females should not be going topless. It's a distraction and we're talking about functioning secondary sexual characteristics, which isn't the case with a man's chest. Point two: if cunts are supposed to be taken seriously, they should stop acting like cunts.

It's the old story. Do you want to be sex objects or not? We see in the Cosby scandal, that a bunch of mostly bimbo-esque bitches parade around in front of the guy, wink, ask him for favors, grin and practically bounce their boobs in his face...and are surprised when he roughly grabs 'em, or dumps something (allegedly) in a drink and does what he pleases with them? When did they look or act like they should be respected?

This applies to men, too. Jerky assholes like Justin Bieber, primping and posing in his underwear for Calvin Klein? I'd be delighted if somebody slipped him a mickey and fucked his asshole till it was prolapsed and hanging out of his but like a haggard haggis.

There's a time and a place for nudity. And in the case of Heidi Klutz and Tarantula Reid, the time is over and the place is NOWHERE.

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