HOW...LAZY...is the PORN LAZY REBEL?

Well, well. The Rucksack from North Carolina had 86 of his auctions pulled.

He had quite the list.

Of course he indignantly put a bunch back up. Who is EBAY to tell a Confederate Racist Rebel what to do?

After all, didn't he get those niggers to fuck white women in North Carolina, and camcorder them his own self?

Uh. NO. He's too fuckin' LAZY.

If you checked his list of items, you'd see, snuck in here and there, were such tell-tale words as "German girl" and "Swedish couple" and "UK," too.

Did this guy with no arms and legs and a dyin' Daddy named Hans, fly to Europe to film THIS?

The answer is NO. As you'd expect, the Lazy Rebel is just a downloading thief.

Since he's a nickel-and-dime guy, like the one who was working for a free Rapidshare account, he doesn't have the time to do anything too strenuous like check for quality. If a download item has the incriminating website logo on it, he won't stick a pencil in his mouth and work a movie program to remove it.

He'll brazenly put up a screencap that flaunts the fact that he's stolen his shit from somebody else's website:

It's a good thing EBAY is "just a venue." EBAY doesn't insist that sellers of "amateur" or "homemade" items must provide "under penalty of perjury," signed documents of age and consent. In this case, it would mean the Rebel contacting websites and saying, "Can I sell your shit to make money for myself? I have no arms or legs, honest. I was in the war, honest. My best friend is a Dutch psychopath, honest."