Sunday, November 1, 2015

Something (ALWAYS) Smells on EBAY

Stopped or not stopped?

NOT stopped. EBAY used to have a rule about "bodily fluids." You couldn't sell anything that involved bodily fluids (soiled underwear, cumshot compilation videos, used chewing gum you claim a celebrity spat out).

They've relaxed the rules quite a bit. Piss videos are fine, scat videos aren't. Soiled shoes or socks? OK. Soiled pantyhose? OK if you claim you'll wash them first.

Selling a fart? OK with EBAY. The ad went on and on about the Peruvian beauty who squatted her ass against the bottle and laid one inside. But the price was TOO high. Even with EBAY's "money back guarantee" policy, nobody bought.

Next item...stopped or not stopped?

PS, note the very hygienic ad line I've underlined.

Hmmm. This guy has been selling a ton of "my wife is a slut" items, including DVDs of her "in action." Also "get my wife's panties; these are just to show what they look like, for your $20 you will get a fresh pair. Just message me with any requests!"

All legal. Just do a ridiculous caveat about "item will be cleaned" or "you will be getting a new one, not the used smelly, delicious, cum-stained one in the ad" and it's fine.

Now, who'd want to buy a befouled blindfold that MIGHT have a dog hair on it? Or the smell of tobacco? Nobody! That's going too far. The seller proudly notes he lives in a pet-free smoke-free home! Except for that smokin' hot fat bitch wife of his who lets herself be filmed acting like Adele.

But...the auction WAS stopped.

Why? The seller didn't put in a nudge-nudge wink-wink line about "the blindfold will be cleaned before sending." Ebay shot down the auction and made him add that line. Now anyone who wants to buy it, can buy it.

Good ol' EBAY. They do coach their sellers on how to put up the SAME ITEM over again. "Say no more!"

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