GooTube Nixes Johnny Pink & Shauna

In a blow to music fans everywhere, GooTube shut down a new channel.

"I thought I'd get more hits if," Johnny admits, "instead of singing in what looks like a 90 year-old Italian mama's living room, I mysteriously appeared inside a twat."

"I'm really such a good little shaver," says Shauna Cuntwell, "I thought I'd let Johnny use it. I'm so proud of my twat. It has natural echo, and he really needs it because (gasp) he doesn't use autotune."