That's why they say TRICK or treat...

Oh, it happens every year.

What, you open your door expecting little kids asking for candy? And you get vicious burglars?

As Neil Young would tell you, the number of beheadings (or knifings, or robberies) is tiny. Real small. So let's focus on the real issue, PONO, a new way of listening to music. And let's be careful about fossil fuel.

This year's best Halloween news horror happened a few days before Halloween. People thought they saw a fake dead body in the road. With a fake severed head on the other side of the street. No, it was just a female college professor who had been killed by her mental-case son. See, if a kid is autistic, or downright psychopathic, too bad. Your stuck with the monster for life. Or until he ends yours. PS, he ended his own, by walking in front of a passing LIRR train.

All across the country, there were probably hundreds of robberies, maybe a few rapes and killings, too. But that's the "trick" part of "trick or treat."

Meanwhile the BIG news that EVEYBODY saw regarding Halloween, involved desperately egocentric celebrities "dressing up." You couldn't turn on the TV without seeing your favorite hosts or newscasters looking like assholes...more than usual.

The morning talk shows, the afternoon chat shows...all the hosts and guests had the need to "dress up." The idiot celebutards? Oh yes, Kim Kardashian, fat slob with the hippo ass, wore a skeleton costume. She still looked like an obese whore. Late night? Letterman is too classy to dress up, but he always hosts a comical "what costumes are these kids wearing" segment. Kimmel on an opposite channel, dressed up as Mr. Potatohead...and all the band members and sidekicks dressed up, too.

Meanwhile some family in Farmingdale were busy trying to untie themselves and check on how much was stolen from them.

Don't you just LOVE the holidays?