IMAGINE...Happy Kiddies

Yoko's answered the question: "And so this is Christmas, and what have you done?"

She and UNICEF are putting together a massive "IMAGINE" party for the New Year! You can apparently karaoke John's song and upload it somewhere. Like YouTube. You can download a version of "IMAGINE" and a dollar goes to UNICEF. Or something.

Yoko's been Tweeting about it for days, with lots of conflicting links.

One of them is http://www.touchcast.com/download/ which I guess will help you get the app so you can yap the song. Somehow.

Among the events going on, at 4pm on Wall Street, the greedheads will close for the day and a choir of kiddies will sing "IMAGINE." Imagine...kids who haven't been sexually abused by decadent hedge fund bastards!

In other parts of the world, various people will sing "IMAGINE" all at the same time or some deal like that.

Yoko was also promoting a new book, a collection of Bob Gruen photos of Yoko (also of John and Yoko, to make sure Beatles fans are really paying attention) and the text is drawn from...gasp...interviews she did with a female disc jockey from Texas. As opposed to culling from the Friday "answering the Tweets" thing?

Frankly, Yoko's commercialization of "IMAGINE" beats the bullshit of the ball dropping in Times Square with Ryan Seacrest and his all pop-tart guests, including the good good Taylor Swift and the good gay Elton John.

And let's hear it for UNICEF, and for the UNITED NATIONS, which has done such a bang-up job of keeping the peace all over the world. If you forget about Russia, Ukraine, Israel, the Middle East, Nigeria, etc. etc. The important thing to remember is to breed more and more children who need charity support.

IMAGINE...peace of mind for yourself. How about THAT? How about no screaming stinking stupid brats. Or assholes telling you what to do. Or rude jerks on the bus or the train. Or jackasses in stores. Or religious fanatics fouling the planet. Imagine...

Lastly, since I don't check Tweets very often (after all, there's FARCEBOOK) I missed Yoko's advice for dealing with holiday stress. Since stress is still with us, and WILL be with us even AFTER the holidays, I share it now. It's not bad. I still love Yoko no matter what, and if you're going to believe in any leader and their messages, Yoko is as good as any and better than most.