IMAGINE...Happy Kiddies

Yoko's answered the question: "And so this is Christmas, and what have you done?"

She and UNICEF are putting together a massive "IMAGINE" party for the New Year! You can apparently karaoke John's song and upload it somewhere. Like YouTube. You can download a version of "IMAGINE" and a dollar goes to UNICEF. Or something.

Yoko's been Tweeting about it for days, with lots of conflicting links.

One of them is http://www.touchcast.com/download/ which I guess will help you get the app so you can yap the song. Somehow.

Among the events going on, at 4pm on Wall Street, the greedheads will close for the day and a choir of kiddies will sing "IMAGINE." Imagine...kids who haven't been sexually abused by decadent hedge fund bastards!

In other parts of the world, various people will sing "IMAGINE" all at the same time or some deal like that.

Yoko was also promoting a new book, a collection of Bob Gruen photos of Yoko (also of John and Yoko, to make sure Beatles fans are really paying attention) and the text is drawn from...gasp...interviews she did with a female disc jockey from Texas. As opposed to culling from the Friday "answering the Tweets" thing?

Frankly, Yoko's commercialization of "IMAGINE" beats the bullshit of the ball dropping in Times Square with Ryan Seacrest and his all pop-tart guests, including the good good Taylor Swift and the good gay Elton John.

And let's hear it for UNICEF, and for the UNITED NATIONS, which has done such a bang-up job of keeping the peace all over the world. If you forget about Russia, Ukraine, Israel, the Middle East, Nigeria, etc. etc. The important thing to remember is to breed more and more children who need charity support.

IMAGINE...peace of mind for yourself. How about THAT? How about no screaming stinking stupid brats. Or assholes telling you what to do. Or rude jerks on the bus or the train. Or jackasses in stores. Or religious fanatics fouling the planet. Imagine...

Lastly, since I don't check Tweets very often (after all, there's FARCEBOOK) I missed Yoko's advice for dealing with holiday stress. Since stress is still with us, and WILL be with us even AFTER the holidays, I share it now. It's not bad. I still love Yoko no matter what, and if you're going to believe in any leader and their messages, Yoko is as good as any and better than most.

Womach Burns Out

And so this fucked up 2014 has come to an end.

And so, has Mr. Womach, a favorite among macabre record collectors.

You know these fucking idiots. They are the "it's so bad it's good" crowd. They are the hipsters, nerds and fags who chortle and shriek with delight at paying $50 for "outsider" albums of shitty lounge music, or "Chipmunks sing Punk" or "Ethel Merman sings Disco."

In one of the oh-so-cool "Incredibly Strange Music" books, a chapter was devoted to laughing about a funeral director who crashed his plane, had his face pretty much "toasted like a marshmallow" but lived to praise God and issue optimistic religious music with ironic titles. Like: HAPPY AGAIN.

Ha ha ha.

Look at that face. Look at that guy praising God for nearly killing him, for disfiguring him, and for letting him keep living so he can produce albums of funeral music!

Yes, it's all pretty odd, I'll grant you.

For some 40 years, Womach owned a company supplying custom-made music to funeral homes. That, in itself, shows the Lord moves in mysterious ways. Don't most undertakers simply play whatever the fuck a grieving family asks for, even if it Sinatra singing "That's Life?" Don't they have plenty of church singers very willing and able (for a fee) to sing a few hymns?

Anyway...Womach ran this business, and on the side, produced many albums for Christian record labels. Somehow either he stayed away from the talk shows or vice versa. A burn victim ain't appetizing, so the same Heartland in America that gave the world "The Lawrence Welk Show" and Anita Bryant wasn't about to go THAT FAR, and put this guy on TV. THIS is an example of God's wondrous ways? Ewww.

His story was made into a short documentary which, of course, is on YouTube. My guess is that it was intended to be given away to schools and churches, or perhaps shown on a religious TV network. Whatever, it's probably the only example of Womach being interviewed. There's also a book he and his wife wrote.

Every now and then I'd type in his name to see if somebody had done an interview or picked up on the story, or if he was still alive. And the news is that the Lord decided to spare him a "Happy New Year" celebration. He was 87.

He may have been one of the few to believe the 21s Century isn't shit. Then again, he also thought Thanksgiving, 1961 was a great day because that was the day of his near-fatal accident that sparked his face and the Joy of Living.

Joan Collins: the broad is a DAME in status-crazed Grate Britain

One of the biggest embarrassments for Brits, is THE ROYALS. The very concept, in the 21st Century, that some fucktards are "royal" is insulting. You can be a balding in-bred idiot, and STILL be PRINCE or KING or QUEEN because of who you parents were? Or grandparents?

CLOSE to this in utter idiocy, is the British concept of the Earl, the Lord, and the rest of the rubbish, including this insane habit of knighting idiots who couldn't slay a chicken much less a dragon. SIR Mick Jagger? SIR Elton John? SIR John Hurt? Isn't that a Monty Python character, Sir Hurt??

And DAME? What the fuck. DAME Joan Collins??? This flappy-labia bug-eyed walking cosmetics factory is now a DAME? The old slut has done "a lot for charity." Yes, by not making so many rotten movies and not exposing her naughty bits every other day.

Look at those freaks. Joan Collins looks like a dame...if your definition of a dame is a frowsy, blowsy, well-used old herring-twat.

As for Sir John, poor fellow, he looks worse than he did as The Elephant Man.

I'm sorry about him, but then again, that's how you're always supposed to feel about him. He has one of the sorriest faces on the planet. It's been his fortune, actually. He played Quentin Crisp for a start. Then he was in 1984, where he was up against Google. Er, Big Brother. And...I'm sure he's done plenty more stuff that just didn't make an impression anywhere but the U.K., or involved some stupid sword-wielding shit that only teenage nerds care about.

The sad truth is that much of this horribleness has to do with MONEY, which is almost as bad as the pomposity and hypocrisy about "royal blood." You can just BUY YOUR WAY into a title. A certain braying goat who had one PALE hit known around the world, is an OBE because he got the reputation for giving money to charity. As opposed to his organist, or others who should've been paid more than they were.

This current collection of idiotic titles, which rivals the "Rock and Roll Hall of Shame" or the "MTV Awards" for irritating banality, includes several others.

James Corden is now an OBE, and so is Sheridan Smith, who I think earned points for divorcing that fat bastard. Too bad being an OBE means nothing in America, so when he gets "The Late Late Show" on CBS and it's a ratings disaster, he can't COMMAND people to watch him.

Emily Watson got an OBE. It seems to be as easy as buying tampons at Tesco.

The forgotten name "Peter Asher" was brought back so people could say "Why the fuck is HE getting the "Commander of the Odor of the British Empire" NOW? And who the fuck IS he?

He's honored for out-living Gordon. Gordon is dead isn't he? Or is it Chad? Or Jeremy? Oh. Peter Asher produced some Linda Ronstadt records, and he told F. Lee Bailey on a TV special that Paul isn't dead.

Leave it to the British (because nobody else wants it) to be so toffee-nosed about coming up with various degrees of pretentiousness. You can be a Lady or a Dame. You can be a Lord, a Duke, an Earl (but not the Duke of Earl...sorry, that was So easy).

You can be an OBE or a CBE and God knows what else. If you're a boxer with the WBC or WBO or WBA or IBF, does that affect whether you're an OBE or a CBE or some other doughy chunk of alphabet soup?

CBE's were given to two people of questionable British heritage named Meera Syal and Ali Smith. Maybe those are just old-fashioned British names, right up there with Grendel and Porridge.

Next time a bunch of Muslims cause an uproar in London, just call up DAME JOAN COLLINS and she'll go right out and pull them under her gown and suffocate them with her vagina...all of them at the same time. Or just call up SIR JOHN and he'll rush over and shame them by looking HURT.

Yes, Great Britain is still great. And it's easier to make Joan a DAME or John a LORD than it is finding someplace that can make authentic fish and chips.

PLAY? DOH! Play-Doh Under Fire for Penis-Shaped Design

Over on FARCEBOOK, parents are whining and screaming that CHRISTMAS WAS RUINED because in the Play-Doh fake-bake set, there's a DILDOH:

Pretty horrible, huh?

DOH! But if you look at the entire set, which has dozens and dozens of shapes, and if you don't separate the top from the bottom, you'll see what this is actually just a cake decorating tool.

It's likely that the toy company deliberately added the spirals so that nobody but an idiot would think it's a DICK. How many dicks have spiral-shaped veins on them?

I wonder how many of the dumb bitches who complain about this stuff turkey basters up their twats, or use pastry bags to fill their butts, or just gag their poons with a spoon?

What a NON-STORY this is. But the media is bouncing it off the walls, and the company is, I guess, begging forgiveness, and telling people they can return the fucking thing for something else. You kind of wish that these complainers were a little more concerned about the real dangers to their children.

Did any of them see the cute story the other day about the 2-year-old who reached into Mommy's purse, found her loaded gun, and accidentally shot her dead?

Or the one about the toddler mauled by the family's fucking dog?

No, there are NOT ENOUGH CUNTS IN THE WORLD

There are cunts all over the place, but...sometimes not enough in the right places:

The world is saved. Isn't it?

Soon every tranny idiot can just go to Tesco for a package of "Instant Cunt." Sprinkle on your dinkle, and you'll have a new wrinkle.

Think about the "Anonymous" hacker out there, who can get a cunt literally in the palm of his hand. How convenient

And think of all the out-of-shape people who can't fuck. All they'll need is to grow a cunt in a more accessible or suitable place. Wow, a cunt between the tits! Maybe a cunt in the small of the back. A double-replacement cunt-to-mouth and mouth-to-cunt deal. The possibilities are staggering.

Adopting pets would be a lot easier if each one was equipped with a human cunt!

Unlike growing marijuana, growing cunts is apparently quite legal. "Welcome to Cuntvent Gardens...home of the largest assortment of flowering cunts..."

Pranksters might be tempted to graft them onto a pot roast at the grocery store, or a mince pie.

Really, if I was getting paid, I could write something actually funny about all this. But...oh, that's right. This is just a blog. And until they perfect a way of grafting labia onto a PC laptop, it won't be a fucking blog.

YO, Don't Diss QUVENZHANE, Y'all! Target is SO RAY-CYST

Here's another piece of racial bullshit for us all to chew on:

A movie company decided to turn Little Orphan Annie BLACK, so now TARGET and the entire world can NEVAH NEVAH NEVAH have a white Little Orphan Annie again, yo.

And who says so? Some fucking "motivational speaker" media whore piece of shit named L'Sean Rinique Shelton, from Uppity Cunt, Delaware.

She not only filed a petition at change.org (oooooh, uh puh-tishin) she be contacting THE MEDIA, who of course love to whoop up and stir up a lot of pointless shit JUST to get attention, make money, and make things worse.

Have you ever heard of a more ridiculous load?

TARGET probably has stores in some very white areas of the country where little girls see WHITE MANNEQUINS in store windows, and want to buy clothing that WHITE people would look good wearing. All white? Er, right?

In other words, in a Harlem store, they'll put black girls in Taylor Swift outfits (assuming they'd want to sell them at all). Be dat racism? No, that be bizz-nizzz.

"IF I'M BEING HONEST," we all know that you cater to your demographic. Even if the item is as neutral as a fucking pair of jeans. If you're in a black neighborhood, you have a black mannequin wearing them. In a white neighborhood, you have a white mannequin. Chinese, Latino, etc., and it's the same thing. That's racism?

"Annie" outfits are about the outfit, fer Chrissake.

I'd like to see this L'Sean Rinique Troublemaker go into black neighborhoods and bellow, "Put white mannequins in the windows!" NEVER HAPPEN.

What else does this bitch want? EBONICS? Somebody to count the colors in a package of M&M's? CHRIST is this bitch ridiculous. What else now? SHADES OF BROWN?

Take a look at this Quvenzhane Wallis, with the ultra-fucked up name. Is she black? NO, she is NOT. Should we be upset that she isn't as black as a true African? So black her skin is almost blue? Should we be upset because her brown shade isn't as light as Redd Foxx? Or isn't more oak than mahogany? What the fuck else? WHAT the fuck ELSE?

This is why there will never be peace in America, and why there should be segregation all over the world. Everybody should marry their own kind. Everybody should stay in their own fucking country. Right? And if you've fallen in love with somebody of another race, you should both SHOOT YOURSELVES IN THE FUCKING HEAD BEFORE SOME RACIST IDIOT DOES IT FOR YOU, whether a skinhead, a Nazi, or some misguided twat like L'Sean Rinique Shelton the Bitch-Faced Troublemaking Load of Turds.

Hey, what about the racism of turning Little Orphan Annie BLACK in the first place? Shouldn't some white bitch, some L'White Whitey Shelton be upset that there was a black Annie in this new movie? And wouldn't she be justified? If not, why not? Shouldn't some white mother of three have petitioned at CHANGE.ORG to make the movie company go back and digitally whiten the actress, or CGI-her entirely and replace her with a white actress?

Why does everybody have to be so fucking touchy about everything? STOP YAMMERING YOU DUMB BLACK MAMA. SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Oh, excuse me, he was BLACK wasn't he? JESUS FUCKING BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK CHRIST.

Coffin Company: Justin Bieber Gets most "Wish He was Dead" wishes

Come on, don't we all wish Justin Bieber was dead? The Coffin Makers of America did a poll, and 34% of participants agreed.

Don't we wish Viley Virus got a cunt infection? According to Vagisil, 34% of those polled hoped Viley would have her cunt sore and itchy, with 33% choosing Kim Kardashian.

And according to the Succatash Council of Iowa, 34% of those polled would like to shove an ear of corn up Aidy Bryant's fat ass. While the NAACP said 34% of its members hate Aidy's "fat white lady acting black" routine.

And in England "Addled Savage," an obscure drummer, was voted "Most Likely To Be Punched In the Face" by a Box Nation poll announced by Mr. Bunce, personally.

OH.

All the above? Horse shit, of course.

But listen, if you run any kind of dopey business, the best way to get publicity is to create a poll, then have a publicist throw it to the MEDIA. This is real...

JUSTIN BIEBER...

was voted WORST NEIGHBOR...

By some real estate company YOU NEVER HEARD OF:

Yes, the MEDIA is hungry, so hungry it bites at any turd, and slurps down piss. You can just see editors delighting in seeing this flak garbage come splashing onto the computer screen: "Justin Bieber Voted Worst Neighbor..." Sure, let's run with it! Who cares what stupid real estate company is behind it, or if they only polled 50 people. It'll be FUN...

And it is. Gosh. Nobody would want to live next to Bieber, Virus or Kardashian. Except they keep wanting to read about that trio of twats every fucking day? They WOULD want to live next to puppy dog Fallon, or some dopey C&W singers or Matthew McSpellcheck the delusional actor with the walnut-sized brain? Yet none of THEM get even half the coverage of the HATED celebs.

Oh well. It's ALL infotaining. Isn't it? Van Der Sloot was just voted "Man I'd Most Like To Knife Up the Ass" by his fellow Peruvian prisoners. Mark David Chapman, who is in jail in upstate New York, nearly won it via write-in votes.

Shit News Bits

The joy of checking an Internet "newspaper" (I think that's the erroneous term they use, "newspaper") is you can click on links and instantly see articles. Only, are any worth looking at?

That's the "side panel" to the main news today.

Today's main news? Re-runs. The feature on everybody's front page is the latest airplane disaster. Yawn. The media wants us to all be upset that a bunch of Filipinos, or whoever they are, get lost in a remote sea. It's a sad story, but if the faces aren't white, nobody really cares. Besides, we already saw that story with a previous flight. All it does is tell you to stay away from the Far East where incompetent pilots have to deal with wrathful storms.

Then there's the first "official case of EBOLA" in England. See, the media knows when to flog and when to stop. Sort of like a 14 year old masturbator. You stop when everyone tells you, "I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND IT'S DISGUSTING."

We all got sick and tired and scared of the fucking EBOLA story, so the media figured, OK, we'll forget it for a while.

It's like the Israel-Palestine story. Ratchet it up to hysteria, and then drop it. For a while. As if these sun-baked maniacs announced a cease-fire, which they didn't. The media decided it for them by not flogging the story for a while.

Now a nurse in Scotland has Ebola, so the story can come back again for some fresh paranoia and excitement.

PS, let's put it in smaller print, that this woman with EBOLA, did NOT get it in Scotland or England, but by being a dumb douchebag and wasting her time tending to over-breeding morons in West Africa who won't help the situation by quarantining themselves and slowing the infection rate.

Which leaves us to peruse the secondary features we see in the first image. It's...the perennial "go to" goof-heads and tarts. Ah, Justin Bieber was showing off on four pathetic steps outside a building...and fell off his skateboard. HOW old is this idiot? Why, when this shit head appears in front of 50,000 or more shrieking little pantswetting bitchlets every time he performs, he's so attention-starved that he has to show off a stunt that most every 10 year-old can do? And HE CAN'T?

Don't like that story? Oh, there's Madonna again. What? Oh, this isn't about her old tits in a fresh cupless bra? No, it's about oh well, her music leaked, but let's review it. Be like everybody else. Take the freebie and run with it.

And...ah, the usual year-end bore-story. The year's best photos of stupid cunts like Kardashian showing off, or models wearing lingerie or swimsuits. That never gets old. Seriously. Not yet. But it just might, because I get the idea that the media is now run mainly by faggots, and they're deliberately pushing grotesque-looking bitches like Kardashian and Minaj to destroy heterosexuality. The poofs are also constantly showing us Heidi Klum without make-up. They also LOVE to show photos of wrecks like Melanie Griffith or Kim Novak, reminders that if you like women you'll find yourself living with some mummified Botoxed monster one day. The media is bent on making amusement disgusting.

David Geffen Fears Cunts

You don't usually see grim old cocksucker David Geffen in the news. But...

Gad, what a picture...a sour, nasty "American Gothic" baldy and his nerdy cheese-faced fairy friend. This guy is a football player? All together: "wide receiver..."

If you're afraid of cunts, and a billionaire, you definitely want to go whining to the police about it.

I refer to "cunts" in the British way. After all, there's nothing WRONG with being afraid of VAGINAS. Let's make this clear. Maybe 5% of men are gay, so the other 95% (as well as all women) have to know about it, say it's normal, and instead of just tolerating it, declare this quirk an admirable lifestyle. Like Islam is a "Fine, fine religion" and not warped.

Pitiful isn't it, that the grim Mr. Geffen doesn't exactly have happiness in his senior years. All he has is money, and an asshole that could be mistaken for a rabbit's burrow; 8 inches wide, and very deep and dirty.

In the old days, a sordid story like this (even about an old man and a bimbo) wouldn't even be newsworthy, but now, we're supposed to care:

As the "Frenzy" murderer liked to say: "LOVELY!"

An irony here is that Geffen is a BILLIONAIRE, but Joni Mitchell (of Geffen Records) can't get a record deal. And is David still in the music biz, or just spending the remainder of the time he has left getting his mouth and anus widened and lubed? Not that there's anything WRONG with that.

Of course any time a rich old jerk is with some poor 20-something (gay or straight), it screams in big letters: FOOL. And WHORE. A fool and his whore are soon parted. With or without an order of protection.

At least old, bony Hugh Hefner is still publishing Playboy (and not throwing around orders of protection). What's Geffen up to? It sure ain't getting Joni Mitchell into a recording studio, if only to make her less bitter in her old age.

Remember when this guy was signing up both the great new (Jackson Browne) and old (Bob Dylan) acts? That was back in the day when Rolling Stone was also hot. Both Geffen and Jann Wenner came out as gay, and were to busy pursuing young dickmeat to bother caring about music anymore. Ho ho ha ha hee hee. Can you blame them? Maybe not. How terribly strange to be 70, when the music doesn't matter and all you're hoping is that your boy toy can ram your ass enough to get your own dick hard. Watta life.

And so we leave the sordid world of David Geffen, who did NOT, like the fabulous Elton John, spend last week getting MARRIED. Elton is now prepping for a fabulous New Years Eve concert in New York City. What's Geffen prepping for, a colonoscopy to see how far he can take his next dick? Take another look at the billionaire's photo. Anyone interested in that guy if he wasn't rich? No. Anyone impressed that the guy signed rock stars and apparently took most of their money for himself? No. All he's got left in life is to be concerned about his enlarging prostate and his even more enlarging asshole.

Envy this guy? He has to worry that the next boy toy he gets might fuck him into a heart attack, or fuck him all night and he still won't be able to raise an erection. Geffen is one day going to be doing very little beyond popping entire bottles of Viagra, having Michael Jackson's doctor hooking him up to oxygen and various vitamin drips, and having his lawyer try to get a restraining order against The Grim Reaper.

And now, a paid commercial message from David Geffen:

Irish, Immigrants, and no, I ain't K. Martin Gardner

Que lastima.

Expecting a "nice" comment? Of course not.

I'd like to express outrage at K. Mart, but really, at this point in the shitty 21st Century, I'm inclined to take Spike Milligan's view. Ireland should be for the Irish.

These days most immigrants are just looking for an easy way to entertain themselves...ie, to fuck constantly, have tons of brats, and get the government to pay for them. If a country's economy is fucked up, that's nature saying "DON'T BREED. TOO MUCH SUPPLY, NOT ENOUGH DEMAND." Fucking up another country (literally) is NOT the answer.

But beating up a woman...that's despicable even by Irish standards. Go get drunk and bash your own wife, Flynn.

I'm also for the French making up most of the population in France, the Germans in Germany, the Italians in Italy, etc. Especially if you don't speak the language or observe its customs.

Assimilation used to work. There was once even a Jewish mayor of Dublin. We CAN learn from other cultures, and enjoy their food, too. I'm sure Ireland has a few Taco Belle restaurants. It's just that assimilation these days is not working.

America up through the 50's would be an example of successful immigration. A hard working German or Indian was tolerated, accent and all. Even the stinking food. The next generation in the family spoke English just fine, too. Everyone kinda respected each other, more or less. Now? Not so much.

Que lastima. (I know more Spanish than some Mexican immigrants know English! Es verdad!)

Assholes own GUNS or DOGS or BOTH

What are the stats on this? How many gun owners involved in crime also own a dog? How many people who own dogs have caused headaches due to their beloved pooch's barking, shitting all over the place, or biting people?

It seems AMUSEMENT for many pinheads, involves lording over a leashed dog (even better, UNLEASHED) or firing a weapon. And here's a guy who had a gun, a dog...and shot somebody else's dog.

I'm for strong licensing of both DOGS and GUNS. I say you shouldn't be allowed to own either unless you've passed a test even more rigorous than the permit to drive a car.

You should be able to prove, via a written test, that you know the basics of how to care for the dog or the gun. You should then have to prove, in front of a vet or a marksman, that you can handle the dog or the gun.

Guns and dogs are too fucking dangerous to be in the hands of idiots who need the amusement of having control over something that can kill other people.

Adam Sandler is SHIT, but Hot Shit

The good news? Adam Sandler, the much-hated man-child twit of rotten comedies and dramas, is BOX OFFICE SHIT.

The bad news? His films STILL make money.

So what's with the retarded Latina bitch at USA, and the clowns at FORBES, crowing about Adam Sandler's failures? How much of a failure would YOU like to be, if you TRIPLED the money invested in you?

In other words, if a betting shop or an online casino allowed me to place a $100 bet on Adam Sandler's next movie...they'd be handing me $300.

Not fucking bad. Let me put it this way. If I put that $100 in a bank, in a year, I'd have $101. Maybe $102. Banks are paying 1% or 2% interest.

Hmm, no wonder movie studios aren't THAT concerned about piracy, huh?

I guess you'll never see a public service announcement from Adam Sandler mewling, "Please don't pirate my movies. It hurts my income. I only own homes in New York and Los Angeles..."

Pedophile (?) Fagin Kim Dotcom Wanks With Hackers

Anybody ever see this Nazi "Kim Dotcom" with a woman?

I'd be surprised if he ever had sex at all, except wanking to young boys. He seems to be a Fagin who hangs around with underage boys and likes being their "Daddy" figure.

Why else would he be slurping around the anus of the "hacking" world?

Isn't there something very SICK about a guy who chooses to be chummy with disenfranchised male teenagers? If I had all that stolen money "Kim" has, I'd have better things to do with MY time.

Here's a fat pig who made his money by ripping off copyright owners, and he seems to LOVE those young boys who make up the "hacker" world, and know all of them by name.

You'll recall last week he was pretending to be the "hero." His publicist (you can bet he pays somebody a huge amount to get his "name" in the news) spread the story of him bribing assholes with free Mega accounts (or whatever his "new" sleazy business is) to stop hacking websites were children play video games.

Now it turns out that like Isis and Al Qaeda, there are several competing groups of hackers. They want to out-do each other in despicable acts of cowardice and idiocy. "Kim Dotcom" is desperate to be King Pest over them all, and (according to his publicist) is doing his best to keep them in line.

Interesting, isn't it, that "Kim Dotcom" has the fucking nerve to declare "the hacker image has suffered." Can anyone name one single fucking GOOD thing these assholes have done? Or "Kim Dotcom" himself?

Fatboy Nazi whined:

"I think we should talk about the impact that this attack had on kids worldwide and I want to make sure that we leave this call with some conclusions and agreements that this type of thing won't happen again. Hacking is one thing but taking down an entire gaming network when people have just got their Christmas gifts is taking it a notch too far."

Oh? A rich fat Nazi who cheated millions of people out of Paypal subscriptions to his fucking Megaupload, has the NERVE to talk about image?

The same bastard who helped topple the world's record stores, destroy the music industry, and now cripple movies, TV and publishing...is upset because HE thinks taking down gaming websites is going TOO FAR?

How about Kickass the the rest, who are openly giving away all the apps and games? How about the thousands of websites that have copied the games, especially "vintage" ones that could still be selling well, and making money for the rightful owners?

Sure, the RIAA and even SONY are making a fortune, but the "trickle down" doesn't get to the little people...the songwriters, the CD notes writers, the office workers and store clerks who get laid off. Adam Fucking Sandler might be rich, or Angelina Jolie, but a lot of movies and TV shows use non-union people and film in obscure locations in Europe. A lot of musicians DON'T bother paying for a studio and some obscure technicians who are trying to rent from a landlord who let them build an odd space to accomodate and soundproof areas for bands. No, thanks to "Kim Dotcom" and piracy, they use Pro Tools (stolen off Kickass) and pay-to-play by giving money to CD Baby or some other idiotic site to host the albums nobody buys. CD Baby might make money but another 20 people are unemployed...ones who helped make the records and CDs that used to be bought.

This bulshit of Fat Nazi Boy worming his way into the hacker world and pretending to be a peacemaker?

Maybe "Kim Dotcom" is just worried that a judge with an actual pair of functioning balls, will still use him as an example and toss him in the clink for 20 years. So he rushes amongst his pubescent sploogers and tries to jerk them into calm. Then he can tell a judge, "See what a sweetie I really am?" Oh yeah, like the guy who gives away every Beach Boys album, sobs about 9/11, and then snickers over fake Laura Bush nude images and rages "I'm the blogfather" as he hacks forums and deletes links from rivals.

Meanwhile, the FBI "is investigating an alleged member of the Lizard Squad hacking group." Doesn't that make you feel secure? The FBI might actually put ONE hacker jerk in jail for a month! "The teenager is said to be named Julius Kivimaki and who goes by 'ryanc' online. Kivimaki is said to be 16 or 17 years old and lives in Finland."

Oh well, he's just a KID, and he's in Finland. So slap his wrist and let him keep going, and sending a message that all teenage idiots can get a free pass till their 18. And after that? More free passes. What did it take to get Spamford of "savetrees" to stop sending spammy e-mails by the billion? Oh, it's too exhausting, isn't it! Like the RIAA getting snarled up because they went after ONE fat ugly housewife who get a smug fame-slut lawyer to defend her. Thanks to the non-laws on the books, it doesn't take much of a monkey wrench to screw everything up.

So far, all people see is "Kim Dotcom" is a powerful millionaire, Julius Kivimaki is a genius, and it's very rare when a hacker ever goes to jail.

"About 160 million users were left unable to use their consoles, including children who had just received them as Christmas presents." So? It's ONLY 160 million users. Remember, GOOGLE probably makes $160 million a day, and they do it by making sure no laws stop them from their stealing, invasion of privacy, and the rest of their GAMES. "Kim Dotcom" is worried that a few of his moronic boy-toys will go too far and the sheep will start to bleat because they couldn't play video games or something? Well, that's a good sign. Then again, Hitler and Manson and Chapman never really let their worries interfere, and neither does he or his pubescent hackers and slackers.

Oldies Showing

I saw this on Farcebook.

I guess there's value in using that name.

I just think that instead of "Appearing tonight" the venue could put up:

"Night of the Living Dead"

Is that a problem with the spotlight or are there four ghosts on stage?

Ruining Lives For Fun - in Mommy's Basement

Is this a surprise to anyone? That a hacker would look like a big, nasty baby Nazi?

I suppose he could've worn a Grinch suit, or that faggoty fop mask so beloved around the 5th of December. He doesn't have enough imagination to come up with his own "super hero" character for himself.

You'll note the most important word in the article? It's in the second sentence: "...the group he was part of carried out the hack partly for AMUSEMENT..."

That's a familiar word on THIS blog, isn't it? Never mind that crap about exposing security flaws. That's like some Dutch Douche giving away every Beach Boys album because of a socio-political philosophy that music should be free. No. It's all about malicious mischief and the AMUSEMENT of being nasty and evil from the security of Mommy's basement, or an obscure windmill in Boringville.

These guys need cheap thrills, "nice" comments and the illusion of being "somebody." That's their AMUSEMENT. In reality, we know the truth. Is there anything less amusing than an "Amusement Park?" Is there anything more pathetic than having to play ridiculous games at high prices for idiotic prizes...that you never even win? Why is it that in such a park, AMUSEMENT is never very far from throwing up?

What you see with this pussy-chav who doesn't have even the guts to put graffiti on a wall, is just a selfish little Nazi. People wonder how an entire country could suddenly go mad and attack and destroy minorities? Why don't we wonder why an entire generation is stuck on the Internet, madly fingering cell phones and computer tablets, and leaving hate messages and stealing everything they can and reveling in stolen porn?

O Ye Generation of Vapid Assholes.

Tsk tsk, Nanny Kim Dotcom. Your Brats are Running the Nursery

What happened, fat Nazi-mum Kim Dotcom?

Aren't you the She-Wolf of the SS? (Spoiled Shitheads?)

The other day, the press was praising you for stopping the idiotic hack attacks that made people cry on Christmas Day. Now, it turns out, the spoiled brats are running the nursery.

Despite having gotten bribes from Kim Dotcom, the hackers are at it again, laughing, preening, spitting, and pissing all over anyone and everyone.

Good.

Maybe now it's time the average person gets a taste of what it's like to be abused.

Before it was "don't spoil our fun" and "it's a kerfuffle" and "don't hurl your poo." In other words, copyright owners, singers, writers, people who make a living via the entertainment industry...should just go away quietly, and sell t-shirts, and let hackers do as they please.

How about NOW? Tell me Seniormole, Senile Twit of the World, did your grand-children cry on Christmas Day because they couldn't play video games on a website?

Tell me Mephisto Bitch, did your bastard spawn ask you why their fun was being ruined?

How about you, Dumbass of the Boot Sale, did you notice your password was stolen and when you went to buy doggy treats from your favorite website, you couldn't? And worse, all the money in your bank account disappeared? Oooh, what a KERFUFFLE for YOU!

Yep, this is the Internet, this is the 21st Century, this is how GOOGLE enables spoiled brats to do anything they want because you don't punish anyone for doing anything they please. It's FREEDOM OF SPEECH. What Lulz and Lizard and Brit Twits and Redneck Retards and Swedish Meatballs and Dutch Douches feel like doing on the Internet is always FREEDOM OF SPEECH because they are ENTITLED to have their FUN.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee. You notice these hackers don't bother hacking terrorist chat rooms or disturbing a Syrian website or preventing the trade of drugs on a black market website. No no, MUSLIMS might find out, and behead these brats. Fuck with the average Internet user and you can gang bang all day long. Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

Carrie Carley, The Christmas Cretin of the Year

Oh, what fun it is to...pick the CHRISTMAS CRETIN OF THE YEAR.

Congrats, CARRIE CARLEY. Oh, and your pinhead boyfriend, Jeremy Lewallen.

Yes, let's remind the world that AMERICA leads every other nation when it comes to stupid inbred trailer trash garbage.

If you saw this pair wandering through Burger King in a Seth Rogen movie, you'd SWEAR somebody from special effects did the make-up. Nope. They are authentic, stomach-churning double-ugly ALL AMERICAN PIECES OF SHIT. And they proved it by meaningless acts of Christmas theft! Aye Colorado! Legal marijuana...but these two probably prefer meth!

What do you expect a fat slob and a pinhead to do at Christmas time, except wander around harvesting the junk and crap that other dimwits and morons put up for display in some trailer trash community?

According to the report, "When police arrived to Carley and Lewallen's house, they said they found 20 to 30 holiday decorations on the lawn without any sort of coherent theme." Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. In other words, the Christmas garbage was just strewn all over their front lawn. The stuff is stolen from neighbors, and these morons aren't even worried that the neighbors would recognize their own shit lying around in the yard!

Read Jeremy's brilliant excuse for what he did.

Yes, this is ENTERTAINMENT in AMERICA...morons put up dumbass garbage, thrift-shop junk, eyesore plastic ornaments and other crap, and a few brain-dead idiots actually get excited and go steal it so THEY can stare at it themselves.

What's your excuse, Carrie? In other parts of the world, you risk your life just being alive in Nigeria or Israel. You don't know if you're going to be kidnapped, or if some fuckhead will firebomb your car and turn you into a burnt up monster even your own mother couldn't recognize. But you? You sit around eating your government cheese, and being a total waste of space, and you find a demented cretin to jam his dick into you, and how many repulsive inbred freaks will you foist onto this moist, shitpile of a planet?

Too bad you'll only get a slap on your fat wrist. After all, you say YOU didn't do any of the stealing. Well, no, fat cow that you are. All you can do is make stupid finger symbols. Not that your retarded "husband" does much better with his rap-asshole poses.

Feel Good Story of the Year: MAN KILLED CHRISTMAS DAY BY HIS PIT BULL

There IS a Santa Claus!

There IS, There IS!

Santa brought me a great, great headline: MAN MAULED BY HIS PIT BULL ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

It only could've been better if a slanty-eyed obnoxious neighbor's yappy dog turned him into a big pile of Egg Foo Fuckoff. But this will do just fine

As I've stated, there is NO reason to own a pit bull, unless it's so that it will eat you eventually. And I'm glad it did, in this case. I can just imagine this fucking asshole, naming his rotten pig bull "Fat Boy."

The dog already bit him, he had not one but TWO of these fucking death machines...how lovely that he is OFF the planet, and "Fat Boy" is no more. Too bad he wasn't put through a meat grinder and fed to some cats.

The guy's wife wasn't too broken up by this. She calmly told reporters that her beloved Eddie was going to be cremated, and that the doggy was NOT violent before, so it was, oh well, one of those things.

Here she is, happily gabbing away. A Latina lady, pleased to have her 15 minutes of fame.

Meanwhile, all over FARCEBOOK and in the "comments" sections of Internet newspapers, assholes who own pig bulls are quick to post pix of their pooches and say "my dog never did anything wrong" and "my poochie is sooooo lovable" and "it's not the dog it's the owner." I wish each and every one of them a vicious bite that takes away most of their brainless skulls.

Goodbye, Fat Boy and Eddie.

You gave your low class neighborhood of trashy scum some excitement beyond taking meth, spawning more scum, and contributing nothing but shit to this planet.

SHEFFIELD'S TOP 25 SHITS OF THE YEAR. "Oh Rob...."

How tough to be a fucking ROCK WRITER today. What the FUCK do you WRITE about? And what's ROCK anymore?

I've met Rob Sheffield a few times. He seems like a nice guy. He has a lot of enthusiasm for "pop culture." I guess a few years ago, he happily stuck a fork between his eyes for the lobotomy he needed to keep watching bad TV and listen to shitty music.

His editors forced him to come up with "The Top 25 Songs of the Year." Huh? Were there really even 10 of them? If I had to write a stupid piece like that, I'd at least be "arty" about it, and pull tracks off obscure albums from deserving artists. Rob?

Nah, Rob instantly went for the big name assholes, and started raving about utter garbage. Frankly, I stopped at his Top 10. I am having a tough time as it is reaching 2015 in one piece, and having to read his fucking full 25 songs might've put me over the edge. "Oh Rob..." Now, if you have any idea where THAT catch-phrase comes from, you're old, and you know that quality sitcoms began disappearing from "The Dick Van Dyke Show" down to "Seinfeld" down to an age where Charlie Sheen's "Two and a half Men" and a horrible thing called "Big Bang Theory" became IMPORTANT. Not to mention overgrown cartoon garbage like "Family Guy" and tired jokes like "The Simpsons" and "South Park."

How long will it take you to start rolling your eyes and asking When did RAP become rock music? Why even talk about "music" designed only to make people violent and jumpy?

Still reading? Not yet totally angry and disgusted? Read on. Frankly, I like Taylor Swift as a person (compared to Viley Virus, anyway) but I wouldn't EVER consider her music to be worth listening to. Rob does. It gets worse. When did Nicki fucking Minaj, Monkey Queen of Slut Garbage get to be taken seriously? Wouldn't you be embarrassed to say that DRAKE was worth listening to? When...why...what the fuck...

All Hail KIM DOTCOM, King of the BIG BABIES

On Christmas Day a bunch of BIG BABIES, some bullies who call themselves Lizard Squad, decided to fuck up Christmas for thousands of kids.

Why? Because they can, har har har.

They ruined Christmas by doing the usual hacking tricks. Then they claimed credit, and demanded that they be "liked" on Twitter.

Can it get any more childish? In a sane world, websites couldn't be so easily victimized, and the idiots behind these "pranks" would instantly be tracked and jailed and massively fined.

Jingle brats, jingle brats, jingle all the way...

So who came to the rescue? The Biggest Baby of them all, KIM DOTCOM. Yes, the guy with a name even stupider than Lizard Squad.

It takes one to deal with one, eh?

CNET was awed:

Welcome to the Brave New World of the 21st Century of Shite.

Everything revolves around the fucking Internet, and a handful of obnoxious losers, shits, nerds and fuckoffs can do what they want. And the world trembles. Because GOOGLE makes sure that there are no laws to really punish these pests when they're caught.

GOOGLE has lobbied time and again for "Internet Freedom" (meaning, fuck copyright, let's make millions by being a bunch of pirates).

One of the savvy players is that lovable fat Nazi who has even adopted an Internet name for himself. What, Zinfuck was already taken?

Here's a piece of shit who is supposedly under arrest and facing charges for the MILLIONS he's stolen, and he's busy playing "hero" for giving bribes to hackers?

This overfed Nazi should be hanging upside from his balls, slowly rotting to death. He also cheated millions of dollars from PAYPAL customers who paid for his fucking Megaupload memberships...and were stiffed when he took the money and ran.

Yes, PAYPAL, the wonderful PAYPAL, pointed to the fine print that says "Paypal won't refund anyone for a service. Only a product." So if you claim the shoes you bought from Zappos were cracked, scuffed, or had mysterious gouges in them (which YOU could cause), you can return 'em no questions asked. Hey, wear 'em for a week, THEN scratch them and make Zappos EAT the price of shipping, too. BUT, if you buy a "service" like 3 or 6 or 12 months of Megaupload, Fatboy Kim can shut the door, and say "Fuck you, no refund." And then set up a NEW company instantly. Oh, THAT isn't fraud.

So wonderful Kim gives the screaming babies their bribe, comes off the HERO, and everyone's ecstatic.

What's the message here? That there's no law and order on the Internet? That Paypal is in collusion with a Nazi bastard with a fake name? That Ebay and Google and Amazon and the rest of them are all too big to touch, and can dictate what we all do? That WE...people and companies...are at the mercy of hackers and every petty tyrant and spoiled brat with an Internet connection? Oh, Brave New World.

Take a look at the ABC website, where the SPIN DOCTOR game was to paint KIM DOTCOM as a hero. Nevermind that a bunch of spoiled babies RUINED CHRISTMAS for kids who wanted to play games on a few websites. The GOOD news is the great KIM DOTCOM came to the rescue. It takes a thief:

Why isn't Kim Dotcom in jail? Why aren't the Lizards in jail? Why aren't pests who get blogs over and over, and who have bragged about having a blog for over ten years...sitting and rotting in JAIL WHERE THEY BELONG?

Google, Kim Dotcom, copyright theft, Swedish meatball pirates, overfed Dutch douchebags, retired Nazis, dumbass Lazyrebel cornpones, shit brains with names like Mephisto and Death Boy and Skullface and whatever else...oh GOD BLESS THEM, EVERY ONE.

AZOFF says FUCK OFF to Music Thieves GOOGLE / YouTube

Have I ever mentioned that GOOGLE makes a fortune stealing music?

That GOOGLE makes a fortune by putting people through the hoops of DMCA's and "Chilling Effects" humiliation while they laugh all the way to the bank?

YOUTUBE, according to those dull business newspapers, "is expected to sell an estimated $7.2 billion in advertising this year, though Google has never disclosed how much revenue flows through YouTube."

Yes, there you are. GOOGLE is the Scientology of the Internet. They are a huge, nefarious site run by secretive drones and perverted CEO's and they hide in hives and steal, steal, steal.

Here's a guy who is pissed OFF about it:

Yeah, I know, them Kikes and Niggas is "ruining the fun." They're gonna take down all the FREEEEEEEEEEEE muuuuuuuuuusic unless THEY get a share, too.

Is it any surprise that when we're talking about big stakes profits, there's all this lying and hiding and bloodthirsty backstabbing?

Oh, it's SO simple for the assholes like Seniormole and Hans and Mephisto and the rest of the shit-for-brains amateurs out there. It's "Oh, why don't they let us alone? We all know the artists are making a fortune. It's a kerfuffle! It's fussing! We don't want to know! Don't ruin OUR fun!"

The big deal, years ago, was that the Internet was Robin Hood, liberating music (and movies, and porn and everything else) from the greedheads. Only the situation remains the same. The big stars don't make ALL the money they should, and everyone else...gets screwed completely. Which is why TV is shit, books are shit, and music and movies are shit. It's not worth a writer's time anymore. The talent has disappeared because there's no way to make a living. Everyone's busy being exhausted by a DAY JOB.

Worst of all, the CEO weasels of the world stick together. Universal, Sony and Warner "all have reached licensing deals with YouTube as part of its new subscription services."

You can be sure that very little of that money trickles down to the creative people who deserve it. Nah. We learned that from Spotify and Pandora, whose lame claim is "we're just starting out, we can't afford to pay anyone BUT OURSELVES."

It's pretty astonishing that Azoff has managed to carve out any slice when there's already the RIAA, ASCAP, BMI and other alphabet stoops. There's even an organization that has insisted THEY are governing podcasts, and THEY collect royalties specifically for Internet streaming. Only they never bothered to monitor YouTube and, like the rest of them, never returned calls or e-mails that pointed out sites that were abusing the artists.

Ray Davies sang about the Moneygoround, and he's probably still wondering what the fuck is going on, and still living rather modestly...while his brother Dave is in much worse financial shape, and any living members of The Kinks (or dead ones with families that should be getting royalties) are wondering how they got screwed so badly.

Nobody's watched the RIAA, ASCAP or the others, so I don't exactly have faith in Azoff either. They're all gonna take their huge percentage, cook the books, and laugh all the way to the bank. But right now, the roar of hilarity comes from all those secret hide-outs where GOOGLE offices dot the world...secret little hives that you can hardly find on a fucking Google map.

Merry Xmas: Stupid Topless FEMIN Cunt Steals BABY JESUS

In a scene out of a bad R-rated comedy, a topless blonde came racing out of a tourist crowd and snatched the Baby Jesus.

She held up the dopey statue and shows GOD IS WOMAN written between her tits.

Uh, yeah? So, what's your problem, lady? And why, feminist that you are, are you giving everyone a free peek at your titties?

Oh, yes, yes, OF COURSE, dumb cunt logic: Femen is "an organization of topless female protestors who oppose the political power of the clergy. The group states on its website that (it) opposes the church's stance on women's rights over their own bodies."

Including the right to be a naked ninny in public. Very nice. Look cunt, any time you feel like bouncing your boobies, go ahead. Chant your dimwit chant. Then bend over and show your cunt, too. We want to see exactly where your brain is. It's up your twat.

CUE THE BENNY HILL MUSIC...naked girl with Baby Jesus runs away from caped Italian police officer.

"The maniacal desire to control women's fertility is a common trait of many religions, National Socialism, nationalism and other antediluvian, anti-humanist ideologies," the group says. "Abortion is sacred!"

Ha ha. "Abortion is sacred." Do you bitches walk around with coat hangers around your necks instead of crosses?

Abortion is a medical procedure, illegal in some stupid places, and legal in others. I don't think Catholics are the only ones who are against abortion. I'm sure every backward religion, from our fabulous fine, fine Muslims to the great unwashed collection of bearded and homely Orthodox Jews (the guys don't look so good either), are also demanding that women spend their prime years breeding, and taking care of the spawn.

Stupid bitches using their tits for publicity...is not going to change a damn thing. But hey, it's AMUSING at least. It beats the blacks lying in the street pretending to be dead, with "I Can't Breath" shirts on. It beats the blacks rioting and burning stores.

You chickies want to go topless and feel a great sense of ACCOMPLISHMENT because you stole a fucking Baby Jesus out of a kresh? Maybe that only shows how STUPID women are, and that they should be leashed at all times (like the "Public Humiliation" porn videos) because they don't know how to act.

This "event" took place in St Peter's Square, in Rome or some other stupid part of Italy (I know, almost ALL of Italy is the stupid part). There's some square somewhere, and there's a big ostentatious display of the legend of Jesus, complete with the Baby, Joseph, Mary, the "wise men who call themselves Maggie," some camels, and anything else they want to throw around. People go there to weep, cross themselves, take selfies, and then wander away.

CRICK CRICK- LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENING!

A lot of the tourists are Japs, of course, who squint at this shit and wonder what the fuck is wrong with white people. Hey, some of the Japs actually had their eyes opened round and wide permanently, gaping at the sight of a crazed blonde bitch thinking she did something RADICAL.

Psst. Glad you took your top off. Glad you weren't ugly. But maybe you want to confront actual protesters at an abortion clinic, and throw a few canisters of tear gas at them till they all scream 'I Can't Breathe.' Nah. That would take some guts and some physical strength. We all know women can only bounce their boobies and scream a lot.

Black Christmas - Rioters and Masked Fags Romp While Cops Rot

It's been a black Christmas all right. Through most of the USA, the news has been about BLACKS hollering and screaming about a couple of thugs, "unarmed" but in the midst of crimes and menacing, being shot. YO, let's not mention the white guy shot in the back by three rap fans who were bored. Or any number of whites who are victimized by blacks every day. Or blacks who are targeted by other blacks. Nah.

You'd think that at Christmas time, most people would have more to do than clog up the streets. They might, given a touch of I'ze Moses (er, osmosis) get SOME degree of Christmas spirit and shut the fuck up for a while. Even if you're not religious, the sight of candles everywhere, and soft, soothing shitty vocals by Der Dingleberry Crosby and Drunken Dino Martin would calm the savage breast. Christ, (er, Mohammed) even the fucking Feast of Ramadan is sobering, or the Mexicans or Italians mewling about some "Feast" or other. Not to mention the Jews and their fabulously cheerful Yom Kippur.

Isn't there something about religion in the air, even Islam, that makes you consider behaving yourself and mellowing out a little? For a LITTLE while? Nah.

In New York City, where two cops were shot in the head and probably had closed coffins because they had no faces left, Mayor Bill De Blasshole wimpily urged blacks to pause in their protests until the cops were buried. Nah. Fuck THAT shit.

As you see in the picture, despite the gloom and mist and the forecast of drizzle and downpours right through to fucking Christmas Day on Thursday, the happy protesters got their rocks off by throwing rocks, waving signs, and in the case of one white faggot, putting on the "I Like to Hack Musicians' Websites, Steal Music and Throw It Around on Torrents, Forums and Blogs" mask. Oh yes, "Angry Pacifist." How about pseudo-intellectual white pansy? How about dickless malcontent with nothing to do but change the tampon in his ass? Amazing, he BOUGHT that mask? Or did he trick some eBay seller by buying it, claiming it was defective, and getting his money back AND getting to keep the mask. Yeah, yeah, more like it, ha ha.

Even the Daily News headlined, "Have You No Shame?" and the answer is NO, YO. What's SHAME? That's something ol' fat Aretha sang, or some trio of dopey-looking colored girls? Shame shame shame? No shame no mo'. Just endless shouting and griping that the PO-lice should back off, boogaloo, and mind-read who might have a gun. And yeah, if a nigga be scuffling and shouting and 6'5" and 250 pounds, and won't let himself be hauled in for a crime...leave the brutha alone, yo.

The fact is, this is all about ENTERTAINMENT and BOREDOM. These people have no morals. They aren't really angry. They sure as hell would be upset if they couldn't dial 911 and get the PO-lice to come around. No. This is their idea of a good time. They can't afford a gym (note: all black people should get free passes to Equinox) so they go marching through the city. They LOVE being the center of attention (oooh, even better than getting "nice comments" for uploading shit to a torrent). They LOVE wearing masks and carrying signs and having reporters rush to gawk at them and take pictures. It's all a fucking sham.

The guy who offed the two cops was a real prince, wasn't he? He shot and nearly killed his girlfriend (ah, that would be spelled goo-frenn). THEN he journeyed up to New York to "put wings on pigs." Oh, but he only killed a spic and a gook. Too bad. But don't those cops get points for sitting peacefully in a car, and not shooting any unarmed blacks, like cops do all the time? No, I guess not. Does it even matter that the daughter of Garner (Mr. "I can't breathe but I'll still resist arrest") showed up in Bed-Sty to put a candle down and declare that shooting cops is no answer? No, didn't matter at all. Cops not even buried, a day before Christmas, and let's stomp around wearing faggoty masks and waving signs and demanding the PO-lice Commissioner resign and the PO-lice stay outta the hoods unless specifically called for.

Anyone optimistic about 2015?

Dutch Douche Van Der Sloot and his Slut - Ain't Happy

Aw, the Dutch Douche Joran Van Der Sloot got himself transferred to an actual PRISON.

Amazingly, Peru is so lax about their criminals, that this 6'5" murderer was fucking around with a cellphone, with girls, with drugs...and would've continued if he didn't threaten to kill the warden.

His ugly fat Spic-Chick looney bitch-wie is SO sad that he's been moved to a much nastier prison. After all, like every fucking Chapman and Son of Sam, the bastard has "found God," and is now Mr. Nicey-Nice, and should be given a cookie and set free.

Joran's wife gave birth to a homicidal little monster who will do no good on Earth. The baby's name? Well, what would a brainless Peruvian whore name the spawn of a Dutch Douche? DUCHY. Yes. No kidding. DUCHY.

Here's the mournful load of rice and beans posing with lovely gifts her beloved Holland Hoodlum sent her:

If she ain't a peon to pee on. But there you go, everyone finds excuses for overgrown Dutch babies. Holland seems to breed a lot of these ugly monsters, but that's what you get in a dreary, brain-dead country that is slowly being taken over by Muslims, and needs legalized drugs and whores for anyone to go there.

At one time Holland was a cute little country known for tulips, and one painter (that they hated in his lifetime). Now they're known for murders, music thieves, drugs and whores. This will change when enough Muslims shove out the sobbing, wimpy lovers of Beach Boys music and James Last records, and shut down the red light district. Everybody out of the windmills and into burkas! What a day when the Muslims go around beheading every fat, ugly head they can find. Too bad they won't get a shot at this guy:

OK, there are uglier Dutchmen on the loose. Maybe not for long.

Chris Posts Crap

Blessed are the "no nice comment" givers. Here's some amusing shout box sass from last month, aimed at one of the perennial pests.

Yo, Nigga, Ain't it FREEDOM OF SCREECH at MALL OF AMERICA, YO?

Hey, YO, the answer is NO.

"Freedom of Speech" doesn't mean you can steal somebody's music and post it to your muuuuuuusic blog with a big wet sobby cry of how much you love Cal E. Fornia harmony.

"Freedom of Speech" doesn't mean you can go on Farcebook and make death threats.

And, gee, Nigga, "Freedom of Speech" doesn't mean that because a momentarily "unarmed" thug, who could kill you with his huge bare hands, gets killed, you can fuck up everybody's lives with even a peaceful "protest."

Yo, here ya go, YO:

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. A shopping mall is not a city street. It's...PRIVATE PROPERTY.

Hopefully the jerks who "organized" the protest will pay plenty for their obnoxious bullshit. Too bad the PO-lice and the store owners where riots have taken place, haven't hauled the monkey morons into jail or prosecuted them for destroying...PRIVATE PROPERTY.

We all get the message today that copyright is copy WRONG, that everything should be FREEEEEE, and that whatever the hell you do, it's, uh, a pun. No, a palindrome. No, no, it's FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

I've had this discussion so many times. It basically goes like this:

"Why don't you DO something?"

"Er, uh, I'm very busy."

"Too busy to send the right message? File a complaint."

"Er, uh, it takes too much time. Uh, I'll get backlash and I'll get bullied."

It's nice to see that the Mall of America is big enough, and angry enough, not to back down. They're not that concerned if Niggas don't come into their mall. I guess they're also not concerned that Niggas might target the mall for organized shoplifting.

Mostly, stores hit by protests just take the loss (where's Macy's to complain when idiots decided to lie down in front of their doors and block people from entering?)

The message is, "Oh, we can riot, the store is insured, and somehow nobody taking pictures of us will bother to identify us to the police and prosecute. The police won't even prosecute us for rioting, which in the old days was at least "disorderly conduct."

Quality of life. Without it, LIFE IS SHITE. Too fucking bad that most of the time, people don't stand up for themselves and let the real "bastards win."

Drug-Addled Florida White Trash - Kill Kid with their DOGGIES

Here we go again.

Take FLORIDA, perhaps the worst, most backward, most disgusting cesspool state in America...

Add overbreeding white trash filth who are on drugs...

And the requisite FOUR ROTTWEILERS (a nice change from PITBULLS) to guard their hovel...

And BOOM. One dead kid.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...vicious dog breeds should be banned. There's no excuse for owning a pitbull or a rottweiler. People say, "Oh, but they're GOOD dogs." Yeah? A golden retriever is a GOOD dog, too. Get one of those, if you must.

Or better yet, GROW THE FUCK UP, and stop getting dogs just to guard your junk.

How vicious and blood-thirsty was this pack of four rottweilers that they instantly acted and killed a toddler? Oooh, they didn't realize it was a valuable human, and not just some kind of furless rabbit?

You mean DOGS AREN'T SMART?

Dog-faced white trash monster Christopher Camejo, high on drugs? What a surprise. Look at this ugly piece of shit. The only surprise is his face isn't covered in tattoos.

High on drugs? That should be the state motto of Florida.

"The family dogs" killed the two-year old bastard (the mother's name is Claudia Scarbrough) because someone else in this chaotic family of garbage wasn't paying attention? Was taking a "bathroom break?" And the toddler toddled out into what you know is a noisy, smelly, seething yard full of vicious dogs!

Let's take a look at CLAUDIA SCARBROUGH, Mother of the Year, white trash skank. Are the other two kids also the spawn of Christopher Camejo, or some gang bang that you can see on video via pornhub?

Hello bitch. She should change her name to Claudia Scarbrough Bitch. Or Claudia Drug Skank Bitch.

Can you defend these two for having FOUR fucking ROTTWEILERS? Is there any excuse beyond their skanky white trash vicious notion that angry dogs will guard the home so nobody comes in and steals their drugs?

Amusement and Entertainment is watching dog fights. Watching your growling, barely controllable dog scare the shit out of anyone in its path. It's the fun of feeling like GOD. It's better than owning guns. You can become the terror of your neighborhood by owning a pack of monsters. So you might lose one of your spawn once in a while. Heck, they'll give you probation 'cause nobody else is around to care for the brats.

Then you go on TV and say your doggies are kind and sweet pooches, and they shouldn't be put down. And everyone goes AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW because EVERYBODY loves pooches. Doggies. Sweeties. Bark bark! Ha ha! SO CUTE. Bark bark! Ha ha! SO CUTE. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK, shit all over the place, snarl and bite people and kill children. SO CUTE.

Suck Cocker

As another blogger wisely predicted, the moment the news of Joe Cocker's death appeared, the maggots have come out. They're using Joe's death to get "nice comments" for themselves, and show they are "real fans." By doing what? By stealing his music and throwing it all over the blogs, of course.

Yes, the old familiar story. These are the same assholes who say "make use of the time you have left," and then spend it sitting in a windmill giving away the same stale California and Cowboy garbage, all full of "sweet harmony" and latent homosexuality.

Oh, they're sure being productive in this world, aren't they? They could volunteer their time helping people, face to face, but no, they don't do THAT. They could be creating their OWN music. Nope. All they want to do is jealously, maliciously and continuously and monotonously STEAL MUSIC.

Oh yes, and since they are Eurotrash, they have to steal somebody else's copy, too. They go to Wikipedia or All Music and steal the words, and some butt-heads even give them a big "thank you" for "the well-written post!"

Yep, they put their fake faggoty names on the download files as passwords. They pretend to be in show business by pretending (key word) that they are some kind of cyber-disk-jockeys serving up the music every day. As if they know these musicians and the musicians know them. Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

Breasfeeding Mayfair Hotel Cows : British Udder Absurdity

Fat slobby British cows...the white man's burden.

Take a look at this picture. What a bunch of overweight heifers. They come from the Adele School of Over-eating Under-achieving Udderly Idiotic Moo-rons.

In America the streets are ablaze with rioting, cries of bloody murder, protests against civil rights violations and fracking (the rape of the environment) and government corruption.

At the Mayfair Hotel in England...a bunch of obese baby-factory blobs grumbled because they can't haul their big ugly tattooed hooters out and nauseate people with the sight of their slobbery goo-faced brats drooling milk all over the place.

Priorities, anyone?

The saggy slags who sat around with their babies glued to their udders wanted to make a point. And they did: British women are obese, mindless, petty, ridiculous on-the-doleful degenerates. All they do is eat crisps, fuck chavs, and deposit squirming piles of dribbling, shit-squirting squalid little piglets every nine months. Why? So they can collect more government money (with most of it going to your booze, not baby formula).

British cows, be real. "If I'm being honest," you should be more concerned that while breastfeeding, a Muslim will behead your brat AND take your tit along for the ride. Or rather, the flop onto the floor. Muslim mastectomy is what you SHOULD be worrying about.

Breastfeeding? What about when your brat is ten, or fifteen and living in a nation overloaded with Arabs? Your teen won't be able to find a decent feed of fish and chips! Just hummus. Consider that with the whacky Pakis proliferating (thanks to the money they make off white slavery), your spawn is going to be sentenced to a lifetime of spicy bowls of glop! Your baby in diapers now could STILL be in diapers at age 20 because every other shop is offering nothing but curry. "Filthy stuff," huffed Sherlock Holmes.

Considering the unsightly behavior on every bus and train, the Mums of Britain (the MOB) should be protesting in favor of MORE rules and regulations on public behavior. Instead, you slobs want more slackers, sluts and stupid behavior??

These imbecilic Wheatabix-brained witches want breastfeeding in public, eh? Anything else? If they get their way, how about the beloved gays? They believe cocksucking is a "natural" act, and an expression of love. Shouldn't a guy be able to whip it out and have his boyfriend suck it in public? WHY NOT, you bovine bint? SUCKING is SUCKING.

You want to pop your boob in public because baby needs to feed? Well, if this turns on some horny guys, shouldn't those guys let their cocks fly out of their flies? Wanking is natural, too! What's the difference between milking a boob and milking a dick?

Let's tolerate it ALL. Hey, it's natural to urinate. What's the big deal about a guy taking a leak in public? Dogs do it! You don't mind seeing dog dick hosing all over a tree. Let a man do it, too. It's NATURAL.

You wail "when my baby's hungry it should be fed." Well, when some wanker has to drain the pipe, isn't THAT of equal importance? And how about if watching YOU with your tit out makes him hard? Shouldn't he be allowed to wank right in front of you? That's a natural act, too. Hey, let some bitch in a burka squat and leave a deposit on the sidewalk. You can't see it, just smell it. All bodily functions should be OK for public viewing, right?

What brave, brave women, pushing a baby head against a boob in front of a fucking hotel. Meanwhile your "sisters" in the Middle East have to cover up from head to toe, and most of 'em have mutilated genitals. Where's your protest against real pain and humiliation?

Hey brave women, go topless, sail on a boat along the coast of Africa, and wave your boobs at the Somali pirates. Both barrels. Have a squalling brat suction-attached to each of your nipples. If that doesn't frighten them into never taking a boat out on the ocean, nothing will.

Every time a Muslim beheads some hapless British journalist or social worker, haul out a boob and suckle your baby. Does that make sense to you? If it does, you're a dumber bunch of chimps than I thought.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I actually don't think you're chimps, as much as bloated orangutans. Darwin was obviously wrong. You ladies are going to start spawning monkeys. You're headed back to your simian ancestry. Some, quicker than others...because whew...some of you are fucking awfully smelly, ugly apes!

Hey Muslims, look at the shit mayors in LONDON and NYC. Allah is Greater!

Is it SUCH a surprise that Muslims (and other minority maniacs) are fucking up Great Britain and the U.S.A., and in particular, London and New York City?

When the mayor looks like a clown, or some kind of animal from Madagascar, it sends a message: soft, stupid guys who tolerate crime and are busy being egotists...are AN EASY TARGET, and so are their people.

London somehow finds it amusing to have a literal fuckhead for a mayor? Boris Johnson reminds me of a line that I think came from P.D. Wodehouse: "Get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum."

Boris Johnson has nothing better to do than joke around? Do tricks? He makes me wonder why Jonathan Woss doesn't run for office. He's also a cheeky jerk, and he has a better hairstyle. Better yet, get Graham Norton.

Meanwhile, "across the pond," there's Bill DeBlasshole. Er, De Blasio. "If I'm Being Honest," he is the worst mayor in the history of New York City. He's ugly too. And arrogant. And a hack. And amazingly stupid. Is this surprising? Does he look intelligent?

He's a thuggish, blundering big buffoon, all 6'6" of him. Imagine Tyson Fury over 50 years old. Yeah, all mouth and easy to knock down in a fight.

"IF I'M BEING HONEST," isn't there something wrong with a guy who'd be attracted to an UGLY BLACK LESBIAN? Yes, he married a creature called "CHIRLANE" and spawned not one, but two of the most ridiculous lumps this planet has ever seen. They both share Bill's incredible arrogance. Mushroom Head, with the giant Afro (too repulsive to show) "starred" in the TV commercials that most pundits say got him elected. He basically was telling Blacks and Latinos, "Yo, my Daddy will make sure cops don't stop and frisk y'all. My Daddy ain't gonna let the current police commissioner stay on! It's PARTY TIME! Do what the fuck y'all want!"

When this asshole got elected (easy to do in a city that is now a majority of Blacks and Latinos, along with a variety of other ethnics who ain't white) who introduced him? Yep, his loudmouth, egocentric daughter. When was the last time you EVER heard of a politician being introduced by a child? As opposed to a campaign manager, a star, or another politician?

Here's Bill's incredibly ugly wife and retch-producing daughter, in their natural habitat in Brooklyn. Seriously. This IS a real photo:

You'd want a piece of that THING on the right? You'd be proud to raise that THING on the left? Classy, huh?

Well, there you have it. "Whatever happened to CLASS?" Boris Johnson isn't LONDON and Bill De Blasio is not NEW YORK. They are ugly, stupid, ridiculous pretenders, and that wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't encouraging Muslim death squads and obnoxious ethnics to come in and take over and create an atmosphere of chaos.

Tourists: GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. Stay away from the dangerous circus where LONDON is run by a CLOWN and New York City by some kind of animal act. Bill and his wife look like some bad experiment, and they've turned Manhattan into The Island of Lost Souls.

PS, stay out of the suburbs of France, where some asshole shouted "God is Great" (in Arabic, of course) and plowed into a dozen people in the course of a half hour or riding around like a maniac. Yeah, Muslims think God is Great and prove it by killing people. A fine, fine religion.