Nicole Forni-cating about Internet Piracy of Her Pussy Pix

Oh, poor Nicole Forni. She, of the Fornicating last name.

She's got a lawyer and a publicist to tell the world she's shocked, SHOCKED, that her slutty lingerie photos are...you guessed it...ALL over the Internet.

WORSE...they are ALL over the Internet and the whore ain't being paid for it. Look, Nicole says, if you're going to do something sexual, you better be paid.

If you're going to tart yourself up like a Mexican PUTA, arch your ass up like you're just waiting for Pharrell to stick in Mr. Happy, you want PAYMENT!

What a fuckin' laugh, huh? This is the INTERNET. EBAY sees nothing wrong with sellers offering Photoshopped "fantasy images" of Halle Berry gang-raped or Jennifer Lawrence screwing a dog, or Emma Watson with superimposed semen all over her face (all for sale in their "everything else; adult" category). GOOGLE will take you to any "leaked" photo of a celebrity fucking and sucking. (They will also guide you to every illegal download on one of their Blogspot blogs, and do everything possible to NOT take down infringements).

And THIS bitch is upset because some photo of her in her black lace knickers is being used on a dozen obscure wanker websites? Hey, Forni, wake up. Every photographer's photos are stolen every day because...PHOTOS SHOULD BE FREEEEEEE. It's EDUCATIONAL. It's a human right! No copyright infringement intended! Protected by Common Discourtesy! Approved of by Mephisto! Shrugging indifference from Seniormole.

Come now, Nicole, there's probably a fat bearded Dutchman who would cry massive tears, just like he did on 9/11, if he had to put up a sunset on his blog because "all I wanted to do was share Nicole Forni's BUSH photos. And speaking of BUSH, ha ha ho ho hee hee, come to my new blog opening later today, where I will show Nicole all over again, and a VERY HILARIOUS PHOTOSHOP OF LAURA BUSH. BUSH! HA HA! Remember her? ANYHOO, I also have a photoshop on Lewinsky! Close but no cigar! Har har har! I didn't do these, they were done by Cal E. Fornication!"

But I digress. It's more than likely the photographer who took the pix hasn't gotten a penny from all the bootleggers. After all, his pix should be FREE. It's only the bootlegger whose "hard work" must be rewarded!