Thursday, December 18, 2014

FASCIST GOOGLE BACKS KIM JONG-UN; HATES MPAA

We're all pissed off at Kim Jong-Un, aren't we?

NOT SO FAST...

GOOGLE LOVES THAT PUDGY LITTLE BASTARD.

GOOGLE is very upset that people want to take away his FREEDOM to hack and fuck over copyright owners.

Yes, while normal people are demanding stronger laws so that SONY and all copyright owners retain their property and their privacy, GOOGLE objects.

Specifically, GOOGLE is enrage that the MPAA (which reps all movie studios) would once again, try and push through a common sense SOPA-type set of laws so that Internet pricks (like GOOGLE) pay a penalty for their abuses.

The MPAA calls GOOGLE a GOLIATH.

Stronger words might be FASCIST, NAZI, HITLER, COMMUNIST...

Oh, but Kim Jong-Un already IS a Communist, and as far as GOOGLE is concerned, that's just fine. GOOGLE is run by Communists, too. GOOGLE, after all, doesn't believe in copyright. GOOGLE doesn't think it's Blogspot bloggers or its YouTube uploaders should even declare (under penalty of perjury) that they have the right to upload copyrighted material.

We all remember Google's BLOGSPOT from the golden days of "The Blogfather," who got new blogs by the dozen EVERY DAY. GOOGLE's shrug was "we have no idea if he owns the Beach Boys and The Beatles' songs or not. They have to send us a written complaint, give us phone numbers and signed documents which we'll put on our CHILLING EFFECTS website for the world to see...and even then, we won't ask this Dutch Douchebag to cease and desist. We'll let him get MORE blogs without asking for even a token one penny payment so his credit card would be on file and we'd know if he was coming back again and again and again...

Nah. GOOGLE allows anyone to anonymously use their "fun" websites such as Blogspot and YouTube, and GOOGLE still points people to exactly where illegal downloads can be gotten.

So they side with KIM JONG-UN and Communists, Fascists and Nazi thugs who also believe in pushing around copyright owners for profit, and using all the anonymous, hacky and sneaky Internet tricks to keep illegal links up and flourishing.

GOOGLE will continue to intimidate lawmakers, just like Kim Jong-Un intimidated the entire country with threats of violence and chaos if he didn't get his way. What senator is going to stand up to GOOGLE when the search engine will instantly point people to every negative article about that politician? What senator doesn't want GOOGLE money pouring into his re-election campaign? Remember when movie studios had power? Now, the MPAA whines that GOOGLE is a GOLIATH. Hey, it's more than that. It's the most EVIL EMPIRE this side of Putin's Russia. Herr Schmidt and Comrade Brin grin about it and are proud of it.

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