Some self-important bitch in a fancy car, drunk-drives into holiday shoppers in one of the busiest areas of New York City (not far from MACY'S). She even pins a woman against a wall when the car finally stops.
Where do the reporters go to get a good picture of STELLA MEDNIK?
You guessed it. Her FARCEBOOK page, where she has a series of photos that are NOT very flattering. SHE thought they were, which is why the idiot bitch posted them.
Look at this ugly mutant:
Do those images create any sympathy for her? Or do they suggest she's some kind of clueless arrogant piece of shit?
Oh, and you could've ditched the Star of David, pouty-mouth. The name is enough of a clue and the Jews have enough problems without YEW.
Gad. Is anyone surprised this woman was bombed out of her mind? It takes a drunk to pose in such unflattering ways.
Top left, with the obnoxious pout. What, Stella, you think you could take out Ellen Degeneres in a fist fight? Schmuck-ette!
Next to that, looking surly on the subway? An 8 year-old black girl could bitch-slap you into Bellevue Hospital. Why do you look like David Bowie's hemorrhoid?
Lower left? The pinhead hairstyle? You're trying to pretend you're Viley Virus's nana?
Lower right...oh, please. You want to be the spokesperson for a Kosher cupcake company? You iz UNappetizing.
As I mentioned in an earlier post, FARCEBOOK has become the lazy reporter's best friend. No longer do people have to hunt, beg, bribe, or PAY for a photo of a perp. FARCEBOOK and the ego of the IDIOT do so nicely.
The opening paragraphs of the Daily News story: "An ex-attorney...Stella Mednik, 34, of Brooklyn, faces drunken driving charges after injuring five holiday shoppers while cutting a booze-fueled path of destruction through Herald Square, police and witnesses said.
Mednik, a 2002 graduate of Brooklyn Law School, had her law license suspended in 2011 after she was accused of misplacing funds. She was charged with fleeing the scene of an accident and driving on a suspended license during the wild Wednesday night crash where her silver Mustang convertible plowed through the showcase window of Forever 21 [a bargain fashion department store]."
Yeah, the newspaper does manage to make train wrecks entertaining. Even a train wreck's car crash.
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