Their choice of replacement for Scottish Craig Ferguson is some fat, very gay and extremely boring twit named James Corden. He is totally unknown in America, and that will remain the case after "Into the Woods" premieres. Corden co-stars in this God-awful film version of Sondheim's tuneless Broadway musical.
Why anyone hired this jerk with the bacon-fat face and lardy body...it can only be that he makes his mouth and anus available to every Saville in town, and then tells his wife that it's just "part of getting work." His guest spot on Letterman's show a few weeks ago was very boring, with Corden tell long dreadful anecdotes about himself, and then hawking the shitty movie.
Letterman joked that Corden resembles Conan O'Brien's boring, hacky sidekick Andy Richter. Nobody cares much about Richter now, so they surely don't want a look-alike for the main attraction.
How INSULTING does it get, when American TV has to pluck a novice from England for a prime TV spot? Not even Jonathan Woss? Not even Graham Norton (a real GAY!). THIS idiot? When people are bitching that a WOMAN should be a host, or an un-armed BLACK? James Corden?
Craig Ferguson took a while to catch on. And guess what. He never really did. He just maintained a comfy cult following which was enough for CBS. They had one thing less to worry about for ten years, even if Ferguson became increasingly bored and obnoxious, and tested his faithful almost every night with time-wasting and deliberately unfunny routines.
Ferguson didn't need a shitty band with a hemorrhoid fronting it. It's so hacky, so corny to have a band-leader to bounce jokes at. But Corden's a hack and he's hired THIS piece of shit:
CBS is saying, "If you don't like the faggy Brit, we got a hip Nigga, yo."
You want to look at that turd-faced Yetti just before bedtime? Didn't think so.
A big FUCK YOU to James Corden, who giggled his fat-faced giggle on the Letterman show a few weeks ago and grinned, "It's the worst decision CBS has ever made! Hee hee hee." Something like that. Yes, he has all the effeminacy and egotism of Ricky Gervais, but not even a tenth of Ricky's bitchy wit.
CBS signed this idiot to a multi-year contract, confident that Americans will get used to these two purveyors of bad breath. Don't think so. Americans will be watching Seth Meyers more than ever.
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