Fart-Head Furries Get Gassed

Here's another reason the 21st Century is Shite: it's driven idiots into dressing up in fucking FURRY outfits. That's not even enough. They have to hold CONVENTIONS.

What kind of world do we have, when adults insist on walking around pretending to be a fucking Muppet? A giant rabbit?

These assholes want to be cartoon animals? Why? Some pedophile agenda of hanging around little kids?

We didn't have enough with John Wayne Gacy dressing up as a clown and killing guys? We need MORE people in the world walking around in disguises?

Happily, when a bunch of these jerks attended their own fucking "Convention," a few of them keeled over from breathing their own farts. Or from some kind of gas. Who knows. And who really cares.

The cops have nothing better to do than investigate this (as a hate crime?).

Is there a week that goes by, that losers can't rush out to a local COMIC-CON event? It seems like the world of costumes, cosplay, comic books and the rest of the crapola is enticing more and more people to escape reality. It's understandable, but it's gotten truly ludicrous. FURRIES?

Yes, that's what they call themselves. Like it's their religion. I'm sure there will be a very serious documentary done on them for British television (as there's been for adult diaper fans and guys who dress up as rubber dolls).

I first heard about these idiots about 10 years ago. A (former) friend of mine, heavily into going to memorabilia conventions, told me that there were more and more FURRIES showing up. Sometimes called FUZZIES (maybe that's the Orthodox sect), they'd wear their handmade costumes and get mistaken for celebrities of some kind. They'd pose for pictures, wave at people, and were lost in their own world. Their goal in life...to live like Daffy Duck or Bug Bunny in a world of Elmer Fudds?

Smile over this? I felt nauseated instead. And speaking of nausea, once again, if the gas leak was intentional, who can blame anyone? Who the fuck wants loser idiots in furry outfits wandering around putting their mitts on little children?

I felt from the start, "if I'm honest" that this was going beyond the "mascots" at sports events, and the overt Muppet impersonators stalking tourists along the Walk of Fame in Hollywood. The guy told me this was phenomenal, and really neat. He said he truly enjoyed seeing these oversized FURRIES wandering around. I thought they were assholes, and anyone who liked FURRIES had to be an asshole, too.

Anyone really surprised that the Muslims think they can take over the world? They think Americans and Brits are all Furries, Adult Babies and Rubber Dolls.