Anal Amal Almuddin - Muddy Cunt Clooney is "Fascinating"

Every year, the senile and ridiculous Barbara Walters (nobody's idea of a news reporter OR interviewer) comes up with a sappy "10 Most Fascinating" list for her annual TV special.

She retired, but she's STILL doing this shit?

Oh, right, she retired from "The View" the hen-house cluckfest she used to host. It's now headed by the ridiculous Whoopi Goldberg (nobody's idea of a news reporter OR interviewer) and ugly dyke ex-comedian Rosie O'Donnell (she has a face that looks like a pit bull's ass).

Walters made the rounds of the other talk shows, teasing on who made the list but WAS NOT "THE" MOST FASCINATING. The list includes the very ordinary Taylor Swift (what's fascinating about a chick with caked-on make-up singing mediocre tunes about breaking up with boyfriends?) Also: Oprah Winfrey (she's not even on the air anymore. She's fat, wall-eyed and the only thing she's given the world is "How to introduce people by bellowing their name off-key.")

Senile Barbara also was fascinated by the ubiquitous fag Neil Patrick Harris, who stars in a sitcom nobody with any sense would watch, and regularly hosts award shows where he sings and dances and prances. Also on the list, George R.R. Martin, a nice fellow but, come on, a WRITER. He is a BORE. So what if he invented some silly world of swords and sandals for nerds to care about (with nude scenes for tweens to giggle at).

ALSO on the list, Elon Musk (no idea) and David Koch (also, no idea.).

So who, ultimately, fascinated Barbara Walters the most? Bear in mind that she's senile, that she's a walking clinic on plastic surgery, that for a while she was carrying on an affair with a black Senator, and that she is so incredibly twattish that in her prime, Gilda Radner made a living imitating her on "Saturday Night Live."

OK. You already know, don't you.

It's ANAL CLOONEY. Er, AMAL THE NIGHT COCKSUCKER.

She's an ugly Arab-looking bitch who is "fascinating" because she married that bachelor extraordinaire, George Fucking Clooney. So? Her utter disdain and disinterest in that aging juvenile (who once played Batman) got him hooked. Classic psychology, Sigmund.

Who the fuck cares about George Clooney? Oh. Right. Menopausal women.

Seriously, take a look at Anal Douchebag. She looks like every snotty 3rd-level teller in a bank. The one who insists you produce more ID because SHE doesn't like the way you look.

Who likes the way SHE looks? Clooney? He's lost his eyesight from flashbulbs going off in his face every day.

Walters, the Queen of Hyperbole, called this the marriage of the century, and Anal Almuddin landing Clooney was just about on the level of the USA landing a man on the moon. What a brainless cunt. Both of 'em.

Clooney's made a very good living from being a lamed-down Cary Grant for a generation of shit heads. He's supposedly handsome (he looks like Jay Leno's younger brother) and he's most often made a bunch of sappy, pointless movies that are utter downers or make no sense at all. Oh, he's in "The Perfect Storm" and he dies. Gosh. Oh, he may or may not inherit property in Hawaii. Who the fuck cares? Oh, Batman has nipples. JEEEEEZ.

So looney Clooney went ANAL after spending his sperm inside an idiotic WWE wrestling slut named Stacy Keibler. What a step up in class, huh? Keibler was a bimbo that guys would re-run on YouTube for all the moments she landed on her shuddering butt cheeks, or slammed into the ropes and fell on her back while her titties jiggled. What talent the bitch had.

Now we're another year older, and we've tucked another forgettable "Most Fascinating" into a wad of toilet paper and tossed it in the loo. Does anyone remember who Baba Wawa previously thought was the "Most Fascinating?" Of course snot.

Barbara Walters just goes on and on. Imagine Joan Rivers with no sense of humor and a lobotomy. That's Barbara Walters, a tiresome yammering yenta.