No, there are NOT ENOUGH CUNTS IN THE WORLD

There are cunts all over the place, but...sometimes not enough in the right places:

The world is saved. Isn't it?

Soon every tranny idiot can just go to Tesco for a package of "Instant Cunt." Sprinkle on your dinkle, and you'll have a new wrinkle.

Think about the "Anonymous" hacker out there, who can get a cunt literally in the palm of his hand. How convenient

And think of all the out-of-shape people who can't fuck. All they'll need is to grow a cunt in a more accessible or suitable place. Wow, a cunt between the tits! Maybe a cunt in the small of the back. A double-replacement cunt-to-mouth and mouth-to-cunt deal. The possibilities are staggering.

Adopting pets would be a lot easier if each one was equipped with a human cunt!

Unlike growing marijuana, growing cunts is apparently quite legal. "Welcome to Cuntvent Gardens...home of the largest assortment of flowering cunts..."

Pranksters might be tempted to graft them onto a pot roast at the grocery store, or a mince pie.

Really, if I was getting paid, I could write something actually funny about all this. But...oh, that's right. This is just a blog. And until they perfect a way of grafting labia onto a PC laptop, it won't be a fucking blog.