Sunday, December 14, 2014

All the Little Assanges

"Don't you DARE do anything about people breaking the law! That's what WE do. We, the little Fascist bastard Assanges.

We believe in transparency. For everybody except US.

We don't believe in bullies. EXCEPT US.

We hope you understand that if we get caught, we deserve only a slap on the wrist. Please do not do anything stupid like strengthen all Internet laws regarding piracy and hacking.

We all believe in Communism. Everybody should "share" everything. Nobody should pay for anything. Information should be free. Except we live in Capitalist countries and we expect Mom and Dad to provide for us by their hard work. That way we can be free to have FUN.

This room where we spend most of our lives, except for meals that Mom makes, even has a closet for our Star Trek uniforms and our Dr. Who memorabilia. And we sure do love the computers and shit that our Dads bought for us.

Hypocrisy is what we're all about. That, and wearing those stupid-looking faggot masks and pretending we're pirates, or heroes, when we're just the most pathetic and pimply nerds on the planet."

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