I'm all for it, really. This is my idea of the Christmas spirit: STAY HOME.
If you don't STAY HOME, then add to the average person's misery by going out and intimidating people and yelling "DON'T SHOP! STAY HOME!"
The All-American PROTEST is making this season even shittier than usual.
We are an angry country. We are full of angry cunts.
The latest target of Irate Americans who are mad as hell and won't take it anymore? Some bad sword-and-sandal movie.
Jesus Christ! (To name a black Jew who probably looked highly Selassie). Haven't we progressed from the days when Charlton Heston played Moses? The part should've gone to some black guy. Or an Egyptian!
Don't we know that WHITES have no business playing Jesus or any New Testament personality? Remember, there's no such thing as a Jew or a Christian. Back then, everyone was PALESTINIAN. EGYPTIAN. ARAB. Don't you know the re-written history of the world according to Muslims? Isn't it better to be wrong but politically correct?
Christian Bale is in this film. He's a CHRISTIAN, so how can he play an Egyptian OR a Jew? Unless you can show in the The Bible where Batman swoops in on a rope, he should stay the fuck HOME.
His last name is Bale, so really, unless he grows his beard very full and plays a bale of hay, he should forever STAY HOME.
Scott is also not a Jew or an Egyptian. Why isn't he wandering around boot sales buying up Rolf Harris 45's?
Speaking of such scandals, no less a genius than Judd Apatow told the theaters of America that they must NEVER, EVER, NEVER, NEVER book Bill Cosby again. You know Apatow? He's famous for a movie called "40 Year Old Virgin" in which a nerdy guy gets his chest hair waxed. Ow! Ha! Cosby? Some fools think that for the past 50 years he's had the ability to make people laugh just on a facial expression. Groucho Marx called Cosby a genius. But Judd Apatow, who hires nerds and fat guys and fat ladies to be in movies about sexual frustration and public defecation, believes Cosby should never work again. Protest! Boycott!
Manson, by the way, announced he was getting married. Apatow ain't having a cow over THAT. Judd for the Defense isn't even protesting that the media stop covering every rancid declaration that murderous Manson maniac makes. No, Judd's saving all his outrage for Cosby. Not even Janice Dickinson does that (you remember when she was screaming about being sexually abused by quiz show host Bob Barker. And I think by the L.A. Rams, San Diego Padres, and every rich producer who asked her to take an STD test.
Cosby is now 77, not proven guilty in a court of law, but if somebody wants to see him perform, that right should be taken away UNDER PROTEST AND BY PROTEST. King Apatow commands! "Don't book him!"
White people (with the exception of Apatow) should be ashamed of themselves. A couple of unarmed blacks...built like monsters, and out of control, and able to kill with their bare hands...should've been treated like royalty. They should've been bowed to, asked to behave, and if they refused? Walk away. GO HOME, cop.
And that's why, all over the country, blacks and a bunch of cowards and troublemakers are now having fun by lying down in front of Macy's and other stores, declaring that the economy should suffer and nobody should buy Christmas presents until...
Oh, until the police force is 100% black, maybe. Until humans are replaced by robots that automatically know the guilty from the innocent.
One reason the 21st Century is Shite, is that so many long for the 60's. Protests back then looked like such fun. Hippie chicks sometimes took their tops off. Why go to the gym when you could get your aggressions out by marching angrily and shouting WE SHALL OVERCOME? Only blacks aren't at the back of the bus anymore. Gays can do as they please. A woman can call herself Mizzzzzzzzzzzzzz. All you'll find in Vietnam are Vietnamese.
How lovely that people can protest shit like "there aren't enough Egyptians in a crappy Bible movie." Did anyone get angry that Sal Mineo played a Jew in the original "Exodus?" What a lovely time to be an Arab, right? Just walk in and tell the world, "I'm an actor. You don't have enough Arabs. I want the same right to appear in every fucking movie as Morgan Freeman. And fuck Jackie Chan, I want to be his sidekick in his next movie. Ha ha ha, he's hitting people with his judo, and I'm beheading everyone. Won't that be hilarious?"
Boycott, Protest, rinse and repeat.
It's really about having fun. Don't think it isn't. People are angry. They aren't getting everything that William and Kate have. They don't have three or four estates and/or townhouses like Cosby and his family. They don't get to dine in Five Star restaurants and get awards like Didley Squat. They aren't getting to fuck anyone they please. They aren't named Macy or Harrod or Tesco. Half the population in England is still being told they can't eat a Yorkie bar. Gays don't know if they should eat one or not.
So the answer, once again, is to riot, or to pretend to be dead and lie in front of a department store. Or to tell a theater owner not to book a comedian for something that may or may not have happened 40 years ago. Or to block anyone going into a movie that allows a WHITE to play an EGYPTIAN...but DOES allow a BLACK to play Little Orphan Annie or (currently on Broadway) Cinderella!
It's a fucked up world. I think I'll go lie in front of Best Buy with the URL of this blog on my sign. I just wonder if anyone will be able to read it, when it'll be covered with footprints. And my blood.
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