Nigga Dick and Drunken Santas

Oh, it's just an ordinary news day. The media is amused by ordinary idiots being stupid. We're supposed to identify with bad behavior, and get a vicarious thrill from it. And it's ALL good, really.

First up, there's NEVER enough holidays in America, and NEVER enough ways of calling attention to yourself, your religion or even your vices.

Today, Saturday, thousands of DRUNKEN SANTAS are pub-crawling not far from Macy's. They're being encouraged to be drunk and obnoxious because...it's now a "tradition." As if New Year's Eve isn't enough.

Who started this shit? Nobody knows.

The leaders of "Santa-Con" are "anonymous." Nobody in the media feels like researching this and finding out who is behind the website...the one that tells the idiots where to start the pub-crawl.

All of a sudden, amid the burden of Christmas bullshit, things get worse because an army of jackasses in Santa outfits get bombed and get loud and disruptive.

So where is the moron Mayor of NYC, De Blasio, to ban what is an unlawful assembly? He built a high wall around Gracie Mansion (where he and his black wife and black kids live) and he's keeping quiet.

Bars have put up big signs to show they are "designated" as friendly to SANTA CON.

The police are "asking" these bars to try and make sure these Santa Claus assholes drink responsibly. Ho ho.

Meanwhile another story today involves the phrase "Nigga Dick."

When did the news get so ridiculous that some bitch's birthday party turns up on the front page?

What publicist phoned THIS in? Does the Daily News (and the rest) troll FARCEBOOK every day looking for embarrassing photos to turn into "important" news?

So a bunch of idiot white girls throw a party, and the inscription on the cake is, of course, a rude suggestion: "Suck Nigga Dick." So? Wouldn't it be racist to suggest a white girl NOT suck a Nigga dick?

What does the MEDIA throws at us every day? NIGGA DICK. It's in practically every song and video that rappers throw out there and get awards for. What makes the world go 'round? Beyonce, and Minaj, and Viley Virus singing about NIGGA DICK. Mainly. Despite a few grumpy black leaders, NIGGA and HO are probably the most-used words in black movies and music.

It's become part of the culture. Old white Jay Leno would do jokes about Hostess Ho-Ho cakes and a garden hoe, because BLACKS call whores HO. Ho ho ho. How did Kim Kardashian become famous? SHE SUCKED NIGGA DICK. Everybody knows it. Back then, people thought she was shamed when her video leaked. Nope.

When you consider that Kim Kardashian is now one of the most famous women in the world, telling some white girl to SUCK DIGGA DICK is not racist at all, it's a good career move suggestion.

Drunken Santas and Nigga Cock. Before this bitch was born, these two topics were not in the news. Then came Kim Kardashian. And replacing a good mayor, Bill De Blasio making sure that Santa-Con gets a chance to be an even more sprawling and brawling event than ever before.

The hypocrisy is that all these assholes will go to Midnight Mass (for many, the ONLY time they are in church all year) and sing hymns about Jesus, who would not be watching anyone SUCK NIGGA DICK and who wouldn't want to see jackasses in Santa outfits getting rowdy.

And the kids? For a half hour every year, kids can watch a "A Charlie Brown Christmas," on TV. Their parents think this makes up for these same little kids are being inundated with porn, drunken Santas, and NIGGA HO references every day on the news and in the media? HO HO.