Merry Xmas: Stupid Topless FEMIN Cunt Steals BABY JESUS

In a scene out of a bad R-rated comedy, a topless blonde came racing out of a tourist crowd and snatched the Baby Jesus.

She held up the dopey statue and shows GOD IS WOMAN written between her tits.

Uh, yeah? So, what's your problem, lady? And why, feminist that you are, are you giving everyone a free peek at your titties?

Oh, yes, yes, OF COURSE, dumb cunt logic: Femen is "an organization of topless female protestors who oppose the political power of the clergy. The group states on its website that (it) opposes the church's stance on women's rights over their own bodies."

Including the right to be a naked ninny in public. Very nice. Look cunt, any time you feel like bouncing your boobies, go ahead. Chant your dimwit chant. Then bend over and show your cunt, too. We want to see exactly where your brain is. It's up your twat.

CUE THE BENNY HILL MUSIC...naked girl with Baby Jesus runs away from caped Italian police officer.

"The maniacal desire to control women's fertility is a common trait of many religions, National Socialism, nationalism and other antediluvian, anti-humanist ideologies," the group says. "Abortion is sacred!"

Ha ha. "Abortion is sacred." Do you bitches walk around with coat hangers around your necks instead of crosses?

Abortion is a medical procedure, illegal in some stupid places, and legal in others. I don't think Catholics are the only ones who are against abortion. I'm sure every backward religion, from our fabulous fine, fine Muslims to the great unwashed collection of bearded and homely Orthodox Jews (the guys don't look so good either), are also demanding that women spend their prime years breeding, and taking care of the spawn.

Stupid bitches using their tits for publicity...is not going to change a damn thing. But hey, it's AMUSING at least. It beats the blacks lying in the street pretending to be dead, with "I Can't Breath" shirts on. It beats the blacks rioting and burning stores.

You chickies want to go topless and feel a great sense of ACCOMPLISHMENT because you stole a fucking Baby Jesus out of a kresh? Maybe that only shows how STUPID women are, and that they should be leashed at all times (like the "Public Humiliation" porn videos) because they don't know how to act.

This "event" took place in St Peter's Square, in Rome or some other stupid part of Italy (I know, almost ALL of Italy is the stupid part). There's some square somewhere, and there's a big ostentatious display of the legend of Jesus, complete with the Baby, Joseph, Mary, the "wise men who call themselves Maggie," some camels, and anything else they want to throw around. People go there to weep, cross themselves, take selfies, and then wander away.

CRICK CRICK- LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENING!

A lot of the tourists are Japs, of course, who squint at this shit and wonder what the fuck is wrong with white people. Hey, some of the Japs actually had their eyes opened round and wide permanently, gaping at the sight of a crazed blonde bitch thinking she did something RADICAL.

Psst. Glad you took your top off. Glad you weren't ugly. But maybe you want to confront actual protesters at an abortion clinic, and throw a few canisters of tear gas at them till they all scream 'I Can't Breathe.' Nah. That would take some guts and some physical strength. We all know women can only bounce their boobies and scream a lot.