Congrats, CARRIE CARLEY. Oh, and your pinhead boyfriend, Jeremy Lewallen.
Yes, let's remind the world that AMERICA leads every other nation when it comes to stupid inbred trailer trash garbage.
If you saw this pair wandering through Burger King in a Seth Rogen movie, you'd SWEAR somebody from special effects did the make-up. Nope. They are authentic, stomach-churning double-ugly ALL AMERICAN PIECES OF SHIT. And they proved it by meaningless acts of Christmas theft! Aye Colorado! Legal marijuana...but these two probably prefer meth!
What do you expect a fat slob and a pinhead to do at Christmas time, except wander around harvesting the junk and crap that other dimwits and morons put up for display in some trailer trash community?
According to the report, "When police arrived to Carley and Lewallen's house, they said they found 20 to 30 holiday decorations on the lawn without any sort of coherent theme." Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. In other words, the Christmas garbage was just strewn all over their front lawn. The stuff is stolen from neighbors, and these morons aren't even worried that the neighbors would recognize their own shit lying around in the yard!
Read Jeremy's brilliant excuse for what he did.
Yes, this is ENTERTAINMENT in AMERICA...morons put up dumbass garbage, thrift-shop junk, eyesore plastic ornaments and other crap, and a few brain-dead idiots actually get excited and go steal it so THEY can stare at it themselves.
What's your excuse, Carrie? In other parts of the world, you risk your life just being alive in Nigeria or Israel. You don't know if you're going to be kidnapped, or if some fuckhead will firebomb your car and turn you into a burnt up monster even your own mother couldn't recognize. But you? You sit around eating your government cheese, and being a total waste of space, and you find a demented cretin to jam his dick into you, and how many repulsive inbred freaks will you foist onto this moist, shitpile of a planet?
Too bad you'll only get a slap on your fat wrist. After all, you say YOU didn't do any of the stealing. Well, no, fat cow that you are. All you can do is make stupid finger symbols. Not that your retarded "husband" does much better with his rap-asshole poses.
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