If John Lennon Were Alive...

"And so this is Christmas.

And what have you done?

You blew up some children.

That's how you have fun..."

PS, in case you were wondering what Yoko's been up to, she's been TWEETING "War is Over" in every fucking language she can think of.

I used to find this shit "cute." Now, I just think it's pretty obnoxious. She might as well be Tweeting "assassinations are over." It's myopic. It's grating. It's just not the truth.

Oh. She's also pointing people to Amazon, where you're supposed to buy some Christmas compilation that features...oh Joy to the world...YOKO and the FLAMING LIPS doing "Happy Christmas." Right. The original with John Lennon singing wasn't so great...